WIFE WAS AND STILL IS DISAPPOINTED

On our first night together in the Biblical sense, I could see she was disappointed, so I asked her what was the problem. She went on to say that she thought during the foreplay I told her I had at least twelve inches, silly cow I remember distinctly telling her i had athletes foot.

On our first night together in the Biblical sense, I could see she was disappointed, so I asked her what was the problem. She went on to say that she thought during the foreplay I told her I had at least twelve inches, silly cow I remember distinctly telling her i had athletes foot.

You don't half come out with them.

On our first night together in the Biblical sense, I could see she was disappointed, so I asked her what was the problem. She went on to say that she thought during the foreplay I told her I had at least twelve inches, silly cow I remember distinctly telling her i had athletes foot.

You don't half come out with them.

That'd be more like it....6 inches!!

It was awfully cold mind.

Reminds me of a certain West Indian 6 '7 bowler who when asked by a female if everything thing was in proportion was told that if it was he would have top be 10 foot tall.

Personally I am a great believer in the old adage that the best things come in small packages

I stopped coming in small packages after the first time I got caught in Tescos.

I stopped coming in small packages after the first time I got caught in Tescos.

Every little helps!! (Oops, that's Asda!!)