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Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:33 am

Affair maybe???? have they run away to jamaica to have a threesome???? :o

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:19 am

They have been locked up for growing drugs on their farm and then smuggling them !

i do know Rose was against anal insertions but JBBJ made her do it - and as she was caught as she tried to walk thru the airport security - she could not walk n squeeeze her cheeks together - and we all know she dont wear knickers - out they dropped - BANG in the nick for a stint - I am sure they will return soon - then again Rose likes a little lesbo fun so she may enjoy it toooo much in there :shock:

:lol:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:33 pm

,,,,hi baz and jez ,,,,, iv not been on for a while as me and jbbj have been out in alasca buying king crab for our new fish resturant we plan to open in march hopefuly we will get over the jet lag soon and get back on with the buissness of all our farming and sexual tips. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:48 pm

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:,,,,hi baz and jez ,,,,, iv not been on for a while as me and jbbj have been out in alasca buying king crab for our new fish resturant we plan to open in march hopefuly we will get over the jet lag soon and get back on with the buissness of all our farming and sexual tips. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

:D
i have deeply missed you :oops:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:41 pm

Expect JBBJ's been banned by is other half again :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:24 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:Affair maybe???? have they run away to jamaica to have a threesome???? :o


Hiya Baz,

Apologies mate, but I have been locked up in an Alaskan prison for three months, with that silly old cow Mrs Ramsgate. We went to Alaska to collect some King Crab for our new Fish themed restraunt opening in Splott, called The Cod & Trifle. But Ramsgates sexual frustrations got the better of her, and she attempted to seduce what she thought was a Jamacian guy in a gay bar called the The Pickle and Hamster but turned out to be Aretha Franklin who turned out to be the Mayoress of Alaska.

Ramsgate dressed as a nun, forced himself rather violently on Aretha, who immediatedly contacted the Alaskan mounted police, who in turn nicked me and Ramsgate. It was sheer hell sharing a cell with Ramsgate, and I was overjoyed when Sam Hammam, and Noel Gallagher turned up in Alaska with the £35 bail money.

We have to return to Alaska in the new year and go to court charged with indecent assault, sexual harrassment and arson, after Ramsgate lit a moose on fire.

I will drop the Christmas turkey over on New Years Day mate.

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:08 pm

glad you are both ok, i have been worried to death :?


i got a small bag of road salt for your present :ayatollah:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:23 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:glad you are both ok, i have been worried to death :?


i got a small bag of road salt for your present :ayatollah:


Just what I wanted. I have got you aside from the turkey, two crayons, a ming vase and a sweet little wood louse called Ernie Pythaguras.

:ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:22 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

and to think you barely said a f*cking word all the way to wembley :lol:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Thu Dec 23, 2010 7:56 am

milly44 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

and to think you barely said a f*cking word all the way to wembley :lol:
no he was too busy drinking bens stella :lol: :lol:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:24 pm

milly44 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

and to think you barely said a f*cking word all the way to wembley :lol:


True Milly true, but I made up for it on the way back. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Where is Ramsgate and JBBJ ???

Fri Dec 24, 2010 5:47 pm

johnbowensbrotherj wrote:
milly44 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

and to think you barely said a f*cking word all the way to wembley :lol:


True Milly true, but I made up for it on the way back. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

oh yes, couldnt shut you up :D