I just scoffed a kitkat at my old dear's flat....

which turned out to have a sell by date of 1st December 2003 ! My 8 yr old daughter picked up the wrapper (after I had eaten it all, and said it tasted a bit funny) and thought it was the funny thing she has ever seen!

Am I going to die over Christmas? haha

Unless it either had a dead animal in it or developed fungus you should be ok. Saying that, has anyone ever eaten a kitkat that old before? You could be the first and therefore the consequences are unknown. Something random might happen like you could end up growing moobs or a second face.

I have got what looks like another face, but it is in fact just multiple chins caused by eating way too many kitkats!

You could turn into a kit kat finger

Better check the sell by date regularly then. For all you know all the kitkats you've been eating could have been past their sell by date hence the development of multiple chins! To be fair, it's only when you grow a third bollock that you need to show real concern... and even then it's basically just a Brucey bonus!

Better check the sell by date regularly then. For all you know all the kitkats you've been eating could have been past their sell by date hence the development of multiple chins! To be fair, it's only when you grow a third bollock that you need to show real concern... and even then it's basically just a Brucey bonus!

im not getting into these 4 finger jokes, im out of here

Unless it either had a dead animal in it or developed fungus you should be ok. Saying that, has anyone ever eaten a kitkat that old before? You could be the first and therefore the consequences are unknown. Something random might happen like you could end up growing moobs or a second face.

OR 4 FINGERS

tomcat, you still with us?

No, I went to bed!

Thank God, thought we had a cardiac arrest on our hands then!