Out last night !!

Went to the bog for a piss and this bloke was having a piss at the far urinal the convo went like this.
Me... Alright Chief
Bloke ....eye not to bad !! where you from then ?
Me .... Originally Bristol but live in Gilfach now
Bloke...... how long have you lived theer for ?
Me ........ about 8 years.

About an hour later went back for another piss. And there was the same bloke back at the far urinal.

Me......Alright Chief
Bloke ....allright you following me ?
Me Its like groundhog day init
Bloke ....whats grounhog day ?
Me.....The same scene keeps repeating itself
Bloke...oh..........where do you come from ? (He's Serious)
Me......... Bristol Origannaly but i live in Gilfach now
Bloke...How long have you lived there for?
Me about 8 years

Im getting out of there

urinals arent much fun, i go in the cubicles ,

urinals arent much fun, i go in the cubicles ,

Yeah, I've started trying to do that now. Too often you get some drunk prick who either can't hold a conversation or takes offence to anything you say even when it's just 'alright'. Even the best case scenario of a decent bloke is boring, awkward and possesses a sub conversation of...

'Are you checking out my penis?'
'No, are you checking out my penis?'
'Erm, no'

*Both men then check out each other's penises...*

urinals arent much fun, i go in the cubicles ,

Is a cubicle more fun

urinals arent much fun, i go in the cubicles ,

Is a cubicle more fun

Depends how many lads are in there!

urinals arent much fun, i go in the cubicles ,

Yeah, I've started trying to do that now. Too often you get some drunk prick who either can't hold a conversation or takes offence to anything you say even when it's just 'alright'. Even the best case scenario of a decent bloke is boring, awkward and possesses a sub conversation of...

'Are you checking out my penis?'
'No, are you checking out my penis?'
'Erm, no'

*Both men then check out each other's penises...*

Why do you talk to a random having a piss anyway? Is that the done thing??

its so uncomfortable pissing in silence, it can bring on stage fright. engage in a convo while keeping eye contact and everyone is happy

Sometimes it's unavoidable. Eye contact is made and rather than entering a period of 'does he fancy me?' conversation starts. I'm not a fan of it hence the decision to use the cubicles now... by myself... generally.

Claire, I think its their equivelant of when us girls are drunk and share cubicles. I must point out to the fellas this is only done with your best friends. So talking to some stranger while taking a tinkle is a bit weird to us ladies.

Also, why do your toilets ALWAYS smell?? I mean do you guys miss the urinal and piss on the floor or something??

I was in overdrive with the talking while pissing in the Ninian after the Preston match, discussing my favourite Scouse guy in the world

Claire, I think its their equivelant of when us girls are drunk and share cubicles. I must point out to the fellas this is only done with your best friends. So talking to some stranger while taking a tinkle is a bit weird to us ladies.

Also, why do your toilets ALWAYS smell?? I mean do you guys miss the urinal and piss on the floor or something??

you wouldnt want to go in the mens toilet at half time on an away day then

I was in overdrive with the talking while pissing in the Ninian after the Preston match, discussing my favourite Scouse guy in the world

Cilla Black?

I love the danger that comes with a stranger.