FIFA and there new test...

If you said it was a bad jokes thread I have plenty and with a x-mas theme...


What do Elves learn in school............. The Elf-abet

Why was santas little halper depressed??..............He had low Elf-asteem

I do have more

ALLL YOURS

I CANT CHANGE THE TITLE FOR SOME REASON

haha funny fcker aint you

this thread is turning into a total debarcle

hhhmmmm and I wonder who is to blame, fifa/knitwear joke boy

fifa are testing new footall pitches made of polyester jumpers.
there ok, but you get the odd bobble

if only I had made that joke first, my title would have made more sense

i was embarased at its poor quality. but then i saw yours

ok one more if you insist

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming??................he looks at his calen--DEER

the worrying thing is, as i read them im telling them to my dad, and hes in stitches. must be typical dad jokes

ok one more for your "dad" yeah yeah

What did one snowman say to the other snowman??........can you smell carrot

and the worst...

Why does Santa have 3 gardens??........so he can "hoe hoe hoe"

what did adam say the day before christmas?
its christmas, eve.

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

what did adam say the day before christmas?
its christmas, eve.

LOVE IT