chippy909 wrote:Hi mate,
just wondering how you get your flights so cheap.

He used to hang around airport lounges smiling sweetly at passing Arabs whilst lovingly cuddling a small jar of petroleum gel*. I'm not sure he still does that though, Its become tad iffy hanging around airport lounges carrying a jar that has "petroleum" written on it in fairly large letters particularly when attracting the attention of Arab gentlemen....
* = for the lefty f**k wits, Petroleum Gel used to be the common name for a popular homosexual "lube" commercially available branded as "Vaseline".
And Andy, I is jesting....Tis I Kendo....