Please help me, I'm going to Swansea

Tomorrow night my wife has arranged for us and stay in a hotel in Swansea because it's her friends 30th birthday and she has hired a wine bar. Firstly, is it true that Swansea has a hotel and wine bar? - I feel I am being tricked. Also, will I need to have any injections and does anyone know what language they speak in Swansea?

dont forget your passport. and wear mittens not gloves, so they cant count you fingers and tell your cardiff

dont forget your passport. and wear mittens not gloves, so they cant count you fingers and tell your cardiff

Tomorrow night my wife has arranged for us and stay in a hotel in Swansea because it's her friends 30th birthday and she has hired a wine bar. Firstly, is it true that Swansea has a hotel and wine bar? - I feel I am being tricked. Also, will I need to have any injections and does anyone know what language they speak in Swansea?

I think she is tricking you-there is a hostel and a whine bar where they moan about the capital.

Dont have any injections whilst in Swansea-the locals share needles and spread disease this way.

As for the lingo-say oi mush hows it going.

It might also be of benefit to grow a tache and wear a donnay shellsuit.

I'm going to be shot down in flames here but Swansea is actually a better night out than Cardiff.

Cue the abuse!!!!

Tomorrow night my wife has arranged for us and stay in a hotel in Swansea because it's her friends 30th birthday and she has hired a wine bar. Firstly, is it true that Swansea has a hotel and wine bar? - I feel I am being tricked. Also, will I need to have any injections and does anyone know what language they speak in Swansea?

sorry mate,you have been misled,its a HOSTEL FOR WINOs

I'm going to be shot down in flames here but Swansea is actually a better night out than Cardiff.

Cue the abuse!!!!

And I thought you was drunk when you told me that the other day.

just wear your shell suit you be fine. and eat at kfc,fit in, like innit

they wont mess with you if you cross dress pmsl...
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Tomorrow night my wife has arranged for us and stay in a hotel in Swansea because it's her friends 30th birthday and she has hired a wine bar. Firstly, is it true that Swansea has a hotel and wine bar? - I feel I am being tricked. Also, will I need to have any injections and does anyone know what language they speak in Swansea?

Don't drink the water, keep your wallet in a secure pocket and don't let your wife out of your sight if you treasure her!!

Oh yes, regardless how much beer you drink, best you don't 'do the ayatollah' on the dance floor!!

Apart from that, enjoy your night out....it may be your last!!