EXCLUSIVE RE: WIKILEAKS AND CARDIFF CITY

Reutersnews.11.26am

Terry Phillips (renowned investigative reporter for the SW Echo) has been offered the
job as head of Wikileaks. Since the arrest of Julian Assange, the site has been in turmoil.
It was Assange who unearthed vital secrets, he was the man who got to the guts of the
U.S. Government, he was the driving force. Lately though. the world of journalism has
been forced to stand up and take notice of Phillips. His expose's of Cardiff City Football
Club have been a revelation in the press

Asked today about the latest shock release of top secret communique's between the U.S.
State Department and pro-contra government forces in Nicaragua, Terry Phillips was
mysteriously heard to mutter:

"Erm, I'll get back to you on that. Curtis' bloody kids have got a nativity play tonight
and he wont be back til about 9"

United States Secret Service Agents are now thought to be scouring South Wales for
this 'CURTIS'... is it a codeword... is 'nativity play' code for Cabinet Office... could
'the bloody kids' in fact be David and Ed Miliband??

The plot thickens

Carl Curtis is Cardiff's answer to Julian Assange.

Carl Curtis is Cardiff's answer to Julian Assange.

NOPE.... he gets all his 'exclusive's from terry phillips

Brilliant!!!!

Dont go to Sweden though Carl!!!

Brilliant

:lol:

Brilliant

Carl you knew about this thread three days before I posted it

Brilliant!!!!

Dont go to Sweden though Carl!!!

I'm living about 15 mins by train from Malmo.

I would recomend a visit, the beer is a tad expensive but the ladies are to die for.