Mon Dec 06, 2010 1:22 am
3 men die on xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says ''you must have something that represents xmas.''
the englishman flicks his lighter and says its a candle, St Peter lets him pass.
the welshman jingles his keys and says its a bell, in you go says Peter.
the Irishman pulls out his 10 inch cock, St Peter says ''how does that represent xmas?..... Paddy says we'll its a f*cking cracker isn't it!!!
Mon Dec 06, 2010 5:14 pm
cheers nukes, only fair as i have got yours f*cking loadsa times