JOKE

god visits a man and tells him,he must give up smoking , drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven.the man says he"ll try. god visits the man a week later to see how he"s getting on. not bad" says the man,i"ve given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer i had to f**k her up the arse, they dont like that in heaven replies god.the man says "they"re not too fuckin happy about it in morrisons either!"