MY MEAL IN SWANSEA TONIGHT

Went to Swansea for a meal with my wifes work friends, 5 women and two blokes (the other bloke a City fan as well, but lives in Swansea) anyway, we went to a new Top class indian next to St Helens on the main drag, fantastic meal and great layout.

We were chatting after the meal and I mentioned about my soft spot for Kelly Brook (used to be a hard spot, but at my age) my wife chirped up "Kelly Brook, I thought Cerys Mathews was your other woman" and my God she ain't far wrong, always liked her but after seeing her in the jungle the lust juices got the better of me. Anyway as she is mentioning the gorgeous Cerys Mathews, who walks in the door of the restaurant but Cerys frigging Mathews (with her new fella, who ain't a patch on me, but her loss).

Well our table erupted, you couldn't have made it up the timing was bang on and I was waiting for Jeremy Beadle to pop up with a camera, well perhaps Wayne from Ton tan.

Made my night and my wife swears it was planned.lol

Thats a classic - did you get her number then?

Sounds it looks like a case for Mulder ans Scully

i reckon cerys knew you were there and flirted with you,

same happened to me the other night....

i was out having a romantic meal with cheryl cole, we were talking about my mrs, and she f*cking walked in

same happened to me the other night....

i was out having a romantic meal with cheryl cole, we were talking about my mrs, and she f*cking walked in

dont worry, cheryls used to being cheated on