On a brighter note

A jack gets a message telling him to get to hospital as his family have been involved in a car crash. When he gets there the doctor says " Mr Pegseller your son is fine, your wife is ok, your daughter has a small cut on her head but she will be ok. But I'm afraid to say your mother has died". The jack breaks down and says " Doctor please you must be joking ". The doctor says " of course I am you jack c**t, they are all dead ".

im not saying swansea is a shit hole, but i was down the market the other week
and this guy was selling fake PRIMARK gear