SWANSEA QUIZ QUESTION

Two Jack fans walking along the cliffs edge in Rhossili, one of them is 13 stone and is wearing the home top and saandals, the other one if 14 stone and wearing the away top and trainers.

A strong gust of wind comes up behind them and blows them both of the cliff at exaactly the same time on to the rockss 300 feet below.

Question, which one hits the rocks first?

Answer, Who gives a f**k.

Swansea Jack and Swansea B'Stard are at the bottom of the hill and Swansea Jack says: "Oi butt, if I get to the top of the hill first I'm going to write my name in the dirt."

Swansea B'Stard replies: "Well, if I get to the top of the hill firest, I'm going to rub it out, isn't it!!"



FFS don't let them see this....it'll ruin their Christmas trying to work it out....and their already having a bad day!!


"You Daft Jack Bastards!!"

My mate says anal sex is like Swansea:

a weird smelling, claustrophobic shit hole!

After last nights result, don,t worry about being blown off, I think there'll be a few jumping off.