Friday afternoon jokes.. :D

I've just woke to the sad news that Bernard Matthews has died.

Call me cynical but I reckon the Turkeys did it, with Christmas coming and that

And where is the joke ?

Bernard matthews dying has knocked the stuffing out of me

Bernard Matthews is being cremated on monday.They'll put him in the oven, gas mark 3 for 2 hours.

My Black neighbour came up to me today and said "I'm sick of all the sly racist remarks that you slip into every conversation with me ,"
I said " Now hang on just a cotton pickin' minute!"