Bad Joke Thread - for Gwyn and others !

The drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to Susan Boyle. Now muslims know what a virgin looks like they"re not so f*cking keen on going to paradise....

They"ve just had to cancel the panto "jack and the beanstalk" in Oldham,Bradford,Burnley,Birmingham,Leicester,Bedford and Luton,because the giant couldnt smell any English men......

Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"

My wife went to the dentist to have a crown fitted, the dentist told her it was £400 and she said "f**k me" and the dentist replied "well make your mind up, coz I'll need to adjust the seat".

Two Jamaican women on a bus. One says " is ya baby teevin yet ? " The other says "Yes, him already got me 4 mobile phones, 2 dvds and a laptop ".

Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops nickers, and lifts her legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"

Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"

Ccfc Shane... epic fail mate!

Old lady goes to a dentist; sits down, drops panties, and lifts legs. He says, "I'm not a gynecologist!" She says, "I know, I need my husband's teeth back!"

Ccfc Shane... epic fail mate!

I know.

Never ever posting jokes up i have been sent again.
Note: This is not an excuse.

I can't believe my wife accidentally bought me a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar. Behind every door there's a picture of someone telling me to f**k off!

My Wife told me to go out and by something that will make her look amazing.

She was not best pleased when i came home with 12 cans of lager.

My Wife told me to go out and by something that will make her look amazing.

She was not best pleased when i came home with 12 cans of lager.

The police came to my front door the other night holding a picture of the wife,they said "is this your wife sir?".
Shocked i answered "yes".

They said" Im afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus".

I said " I know but shehas a lovely personality".