living in the dave jones household

1 ) does anyone in his house win an argument

2) does he laugh on christmas day

3) does he admit being wrong

AND OFF TOPIC

if dave had a parrot what words would the bird pick up off him

a/ no
b/no
c/no
and the parrot only says "its only another game,just 3 points"(with wings folded)

a/ no
b/no
c/no
and the parrot only says "its only another game,just 3 points"(with wings folded)

a/ no
b/no
c/no
and the parrot only says "its only another game,just 3 points"(with wings folded)

as you leave daves house the parrot shouts AND HAVE A SHIT JOURNEY HOME

I over heard a convo between Jones and his Parrott earlier,

parrot asks Dave jones what he thought of the latest music in the chart???

dave jones gets angry, ''i hate all music, especially 'PLAN B'








yep its shit, but its 1.35am and i made it up

(for people like annis, plan B is a singer)

Not sure about the first three, but i think the parrot would say "we must learn the lessons", "we must learn the lessons, "we must learn the lessons",,,,,,,,,.

Not sure about the first three, but i think the parrot would say "we must learn the lessons", "we must learn the lessons, "we must learn the lessons",,,,,,,,,.

the parrot wont be allowed an opinion on football rick because to quote one of daves favourite sayings " you cant have an opinion on football tactics unless you have played at the highest level"
Fair comment really i suppose because after all what have wenger and mourinho ever won not having played at the highest level.
You can just see him sat in his armchair on a saturday night watching match of the day like ricky tomlinson " plan b my arse"