Swansea JOKE...........................

OK, I`m bored, the wifes at work so here we go....................................................

A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Cardiff City 2, Swansea City 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.

Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."

The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Swansea lost?"

"Because he's a Swansea supporter," the dog's owner replies.

The landlord then asked what the dog says when Swansea win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him four years."

After our divorce I stabbed the wife to death and before dumping the body I cut her fanny out and kept it. My new bird has no idea when I say I'm going upstairs to have a go on the ex box.

After our divorce I stabbed the wife to death and before dumping the body I cut her fanny out and kept it. My new bird has no idea when I say I'm going upstairs to have a go on the ex box.

lol

Old one

How many jacks do it take to screw in a light bulb?

None they are used to living in the shadows.