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Six facts about Newport

Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:12 pm

What does a Newport girl use as protection during sex?.. A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old Newport girl?.. Nan
What do you call a Newport Girl in a white tracksuit?.. A bride.
Whats the first question of a quiz night in Newport?.. Who you f*cking looking at?
Two Newport lads in a car with no music, who is driving?.. The police.
What is the most confussing day in Newport?.. Fathers day.

Re: Six facts about Newport

Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:35 pm

Billy Hunt. wrote:What does a Newport girl use as protection during sex?.. A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old Newport girl?.. Nan
What do you call a Newport Girl in a white tracksuit?.. A bride.
Whats the first question of a quiz night in Newport?.. Who you f*cking looking at?
Two Newport lads in a car with no music, who is driving?.. The police.
What is the most confussing day in Newport?.. Fathers day.

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Re: Six facts about Newport

Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:40 pm

im sure i heard all them about merthyr orginally ? :P

Re: Six facts about Newport

Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:42 pm

7- annis lives there :D :ayatollah:

Re: Six facts about Newport

Tue Nov 23, 2010 4:08 pm

a horse with no name wrote:im sure i heard all them about merthyr orginally ? :P

I heard it as the valleys, but I rephrased them :lol:

Re: Six facts about Newport

Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:57 am

Billy Hunt. wrote:What does a Newport girl use as protection during sex?.. A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old Newport girl?.. Nan
What do you call a Newport Girl in a white tracksuit?.. A bride.
Whats the first question of a quiz night in Newport?.. Who you f*cking looking at?
Two Newport lads in a car with no music, who is driving?.. The police.
What is the most confussing day in Newport?.. Fathers day.

:roll:
you arn't helping a powder keg situation between us son! ;)

Re: Six facts about Newport

Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:14 am

Billy Hunt. wrote:What does a Newport girl use as protection during sex?.. A bus shelter.
What do you call a 30 year old Newport girl?.. Nan
What do you call a Newport Girl in a white tracksuit?.. A bride.
Whats the first question of a quiz night in Newport?.. Who you f*cking looking at?
Two Newport lads in a car with no music, who is driving?.. The police.
What is the most confussing day in Newport?.. Fathers day.




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