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Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:51 pm
Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:53 pm
you need help
Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:55 pm
Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:01 am
Billy Hunt. wrote:Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:08 am
Cheers lads
Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:52 am
The wife has just come into the living room wearing see-through lingerie, and has told me to sit down, relax, and when she comes back she'll give me 'what she does best'.
I can't wait.
I love Shepherd's Pie.
Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:59 am
Billy Hunt. wrote:The wife has just come into the living room wearing see-through lingerie, and has told me to sit down, relax, and when she comes back she'll give me 'what she does best'.
I can't wait.
I love Shepherd's Pie.
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:09 am
Paddy and Murphy walking down the road.Paddy finds a mirror, looks at it and says, "I'm sure I've seen this man before" and then passes it to Murphy.Murphy then says, "You stupid tw*t that's me!".
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:09 am
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus:
Dear Santa,
Please send me a baby brother.
Santa wrote back:
Send me your mother...
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:10 am
a small boy wrote to Santa Claus:Dear Santa,Please send me a baby brother.
Santa wrote back: Send me your mother....
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:11 am
I came into some money today.
I can't help it - I've always had a thing about the Queen
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:13 am
Billy Hunt. wrote:A small boy wrote to Santa Claus:
Dear Santa,
Please send me a baby brother.
Santa wrote back:
Send me your mother...
you stole my santa joke
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:14 am
My last one:
What's got four legs and an arm?
A Pitbull in a playground
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:18 am
Billy Hunt. wrote:My last one:
What's got four legs and an arm?
A Pitbull in a playground
I lied
A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich:99p; Chicken sandwich:£1.50; Hand job:£20.00."
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, the man walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three hot waitresses.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs. "Indeed I am."
The man replies "Well, go and wash your f*cking hands. I want a cheese sandwich!"
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:18 am
Two Irish men looking through a catalogue. Paddy say's "look at those gorgeous women! The price's are reasonable too," Mick agrees! "I am ordering one of them right now."
3 week's later, Paddy say's "Has your woman turned up yet?""No" said Mick. "But it shouldn't be long now. Her clothes arrived yesterday"
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:18 am
My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft.
He's just called S now.
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:19 am
Billy Hunt. wrote:My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft.
He's just called S now.
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:22 am
Billy Hunt. wrote:My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft.
He's just called S now.
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:22 am
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:23 am
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:25 am
Q. What did the elephant say to a naked Thomas fish?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:27 am
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
(thats my last, i promise)
Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:14 am
milly44 wrote:"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"Well, It's Not Unusual."
Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:27 am
I asked the wife, 'Fancy an early night?'. She smiled seductively, said 'I'd love to babe', and slowly leaned in, kissing me while unbuttoning my shirt. I slowly recoiled from her loving kiss, took her small delicate hands in mine, held them tight, looked deeply into her big, blue eyes and said, 'No, I meant to say the lads are coming over to watch the match so why don't you just f**k off to bed?'
Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:28 am
I can't believe I got sacked from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Tue Nov 23, 2010 11:42 am
Can you spare just £2?
Ranjim is a 9 year old boy living in Namibia in Africa. He has only one leg, and is blind in one eye. Every day he goes seven miles along a narrow road on his rusty bike with no brakes to get to school.
If you can send just $2.00 . . . we'll send you the video! It's hilarious
Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:35 pm
So Kate Middleton and Prince William have announced the date for their wedding.
I have one word of advice for the happy couple to aid them in a long and happy future together.
SEATBELTS!!!
Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:42 pm
LlwyncelynBlue wrote:So Kate Middleton and Prince William have announced the date for their wedding.
I have one word of advice for the happy couple to aid them in a long and happy future together.
SEATBELTS!!!
Clunk, Click, every trip!!
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:03 pm
Posted it last night on my facebook..
They say there's safety in numbers.. Try telling that to 6 million jews.
Tue Nov 23, 2010 1:23 pm
roses are red
violets are blue
ive got alzheimer's
cheese on toast
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