JOKE !!

What do you call a Yougoslavian Prostitute ?.............................Slobberdown mecock Yabitch !!

Why hasn't a Woman walked on the Moon ? Because it never needed cleaning

I shagged the arse off a deaf & dumb bird last night i was so ashamed of myself this morning i super glued her fingers together so she couldn't tell anyone

Went out with a Retarded girl once who wouldn't swallow my Cum................So i just spunked on the window and let nature take its course And that was my idea

Got taken to Court today for throwing a Jack out of a tenth floor window. The Judge said to me is there anything you would like to say before i pass sentence ? I said yes you got to realise he was only a Jack !! And the Judge said that is no excuse he could of hit someone!!

I had a mate Cardiff City crazy, he went to ever game home or away, and always had his Cardiff shirt on. One day at a game I seen he was all in a Swans kit. My god I said whats your problem? His eyes filled up and said, The Doctor told me I only got 1month to live, so better for a Jack to go than one of ours !

What do you call a paki who's locked out of his house? Khan Geddin
What do you call a Scottish cloakroom attendant? Angus McCoatup
What do you call a Russian snooker player? Inov the Red