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WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:49 am

My wife as left me, she's run away with my best mate and I'm heartbroken, best mates like that are hard to find. :lol:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:53 am

BigGwynram wrote:My wife as left me, she's run away with my best mate and I'm heartbroken, best mates like that are hard to find. :lol:


Gwyn maybe you should bring out another book , but nothing to do with the Valley RAMS . A book of after dinner jokes or something ................ Im sure u got plenty more in your comedy locker :lol: :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:56 am

we should have a sticky here called " Gwyn's Jokes " ? :lol: :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:28 am

i was taking that seriously while i was reading it, i should have known better :?

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:47 am

My Wife left me for the milk man the barstard....................... i now after to go to the local corner shop to get my milk :D

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 10:33 am

My wife has been missing for a week now, the Police have told me to prepare for the worst, so I've been to the charity shop and got all her clothes back! :) :ayatollah:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:41 am

What number was she Gwyn 4th or 5th. :lol: LOL

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:50 am

Overthemoon wrote:My wife has been missing for a week now, the Police have told me to prepare for the worst, so I've been to the charity shop and got all her clothes back! :) :ayatollah:

:lol: :lol:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:50 am

GREAT NEWS ANNOUNCED GWYN!!!!

The government have this week announced that legal aid will no longer be given for divorce. So from now on if they want to divorce you then they'll have to pay the lawyers themselves. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Honest it's true. Link here...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1330026/Divorce-insurance-advised-ministers-legal-aid-crackdown-looms.html

:ayatollah:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:00 pm

I WOULDNT WORRY TOO MUCH MATE, IM SURE SHE WONT BE BACK, BUT I DO HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS A FARMER,WANT TO BUY A SHEEP ? :lol: :lol:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:54 pm

I came home from work to find my missus had left me and taken my bob marley collection and the satellite dish.

Now I got NO WOMAN, NO SKY :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 7:48 pm

Sorry Gwyn i will bring her back. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:00 pm

Where did she leave you to Gwyn ? :lol:

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:05 pm

My wife thinks I am imature and we do not talk enough. She has suggested we put time aside to talk.....Like that's gonna happen during conker season.

Re: WIFE AS LEFT ME

Tue Nov 16, 2010 8:48 pm

Overthemoon wrote:My wife has been missing for a week now, the Police have told me to prepare for the worst, so I've been to the charity shop and got all her clothes back! :) :ayatollah:


Thats the funniest thing i`ve heard since the jacks did a BOGOF on tickets against the wurzels :ayatollah: