Swansea to re-think the Tesco deal....

South Wales Evening Post 15.11.10

"Officials from Swansea City have today been meeting with management at
Tesco with a view to revamping the deal as the wording has been rather confusing.
The main Swansea store has been swamped with queues believing they could use
the vouchers to get a £1 off cooked chickens and forget the football alltogether.

Swansea City would like to re-iterate:

"We are now doing free transport to the ground, and ONE Tesco voucher will get you
into a Championship game of your choice for £6". said Club Spokesman Terry 'traveller' McGurk
"Unless you are recieving any benefits in which case, presenting your Jobseekers allowance/incapacity
benefit card will get you in for free. This includes chicken in a basket (please, do not ask for gravy) and
a hot cup of Jackril. The offer is not transferable to any other Tesco products. "... So far, take up on the
offer has been disappointing to say the least. Only one person turned up with the vouchers on Sunday"
"and that was a little old lady, Mrs Watkins from Dilfatty flats who was ejected almost immediately
for foul and abusive language."**

** sources say Mrs Watkins, 84, told a steward "You can f**k the football mush, wheres me
f*cking chicken in a basket, ive brought me own gravy you tight cunts!.... and do you wanna
buy some valium, innit?"

now that made me chuckle.

now that made me chuckle.

So does your avatar fair play!!