late night story....

Once upon a time..... (continue)

There was a little crab called

Alan, he once walked along a narrow ridge and

got shot by a british soldier cos we are the best

but it turned at they wernt the best, the british had never come across the almighty......

force of god who was still no match

but it wasnt a force of god, it was much greater than that. From over the hill came an army of fierce meerkats who....

vigerusly masterbated while watching shaun the sheep, during which ....

PtB screamed, HAGGIS!

while a boy called billy stood there saying i love you accent, this followed with....

milly bursting throught the door shouting AMBER ARMY whilst chippy was..

making soup in the corner of the

ninian park pub, nukes then shouts over. oh chief have you....

washed ur crabs that you caught from..

horse who was fisting...

Baz while he drank a

gay stella, while dreaming of ..

a pint of virgin's period blood

on the floor of the ccs toilet floor, bit i was lied to because it was not virgins blood it was....................

ridsdales piles which had...

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been stored under Billy Hunt's bed for

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of money he stole from the city,so

i spat it out and then swapped it with dai hunt for 3 lucky....................

i spat it out and then swapped it with dai hunt for 3 lucky....................

sheeps testicles that...

were magical. they could turn

Jay into Jesus with

him signing for manchester uniteds 3rd team whilst reading a copy of..........................

of one of ridsdale's favourite jazz mags that were stained with...

of one of ridsdale's favourite jazz mags that were stained with...

FISH GUTS FROM WHEN BAZ WAS......

Alan Tate's anal juices