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YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:46 pm

And with Osama Bin Laden, General Gaddafi and a Jack b*stard, your gun only has two bullets, who do you shoot.?

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 6:46 pm

You shoot the Jack b*stard twice, to make sure. :o

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:11 pm

stand them head to head and get the lot with one bullet.

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:28 pm

BigGwynram wrote:You shoot the Jack b*stard twice, to make sure. :o



LOL,,,,,,,,,,,,,very quick and funny...............Liking the response.

I would agree. Although the Jack and Dennis Wise would do although he aint in the line up :D

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:45 pm

Shoot Gaddafi and Bin Laden then beat the Jack to death with the gun you'd have much more fun that way :D

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 7:45 pm

rob wrote:stand them head to head and get the lot with one bullet.


With a bazzoka. :ayatollah:

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:05 pm

Definatley not Gaddafi....

as we all know Gadaffi , Gadaffi, Gadaffi is a Taffy ( as we used to sing at away games )

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:30 pm

Shoot Bin ladens cock off shove it in the jacks mouth, then shove the gun up the jacks arse and pull the trigger there will be blood :evil: :twisted:

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:09 pm

BigGwynram wrote:And with Osama Bin Laden, General Gaddafi and a Jack b*stard, your gun only has two bullets, who do you shoot.?



Why don't you put one in yourself ?

what a sad post.

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:16 pm

A Quiet Monkfish wrote:
BigGwynram wrote:And with Osama Bin Laden, General Gaddafi and a Jack b*stard, your gun only has two bullets, who do you shoot.?



Why don't you put one in yourself ?

what a sad post.


Keep Calm :lol:

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:23 pm

the dirty jack b*stard wud get the two :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Tue Nov 02, 2010 10:29 pm

dougie do you travel with dibs ? :ayatollah:

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:48 pm

Problem is, if you shoot the Jack twice in the head, which head do you go for first? :ayatollah: :D :ayatollah:

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:39 pm

MalagaCF wrote:Problem is, if you shoot the Jack twice in the head, which head do you go for first? :ayatollah: :D :ayatollah:


The head of the other jack shoved up his arse?

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Thu Nov 04, 2010 6:54 pm

ccfcgrangeend wrote:Shoot Bin ladens cock off shove it in the jacks mouth, then shove the gun up the jacks arse and pull the trigger there will be blood :evil: :twisted:



:ayatollah: funniest :lol: by far my sense of humour now put to reality ! :violent1: :violent1: :D :ayatollah:

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:08 pm

BigGwynram wrote:And with Osama Bin Laden, General Gaddafi and a Jack b*stard, your gun only has two bullets, who do you shoot.?


I 'd tell the other two to kick the jack to death otherwise i would shoot them and after they had done that guess what?

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:13 pm

Johnny Rythmn wrote:
BigGwynram wrote:And with Osama Bin Laden, General Gaddafi and a Jack b*stard, your gun only has two bullets, who do you shoot.?


I 'd tell the other two to kick the jack to death otherwise i would shoot them and after they had done that guess what?

what ? :D

Re: YOU ONLY HAVE TWO BULLETS

Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:22 pm

milly44 wrote:
Johnny Rythmn wrote:
BigGwynram wrote:And with Osama Bin Laden, General Gaddafi and a Jack b*stard, your gun only has two bullets, who do you shoot.?


I 'd tell the other two to kick the jack to death otherwise i would shoot them and after they had done that guess what?

what ? :D



Then I'd get Osama and Gaddaffi to fight to the death....and then I'd shoot the winner and then myself :ayatollah: