Chants for Pratley flooding the bath

Surely we should think of a chant for Pratley flooding the bath whilst being too busy watching us dismantle Leeds? I will start off to the tune of London Bridge is falling down:

Darren Pratley floods the bath!
Floods the bath!
Floods the bath!
Darren Pratley floods the bath!
You jack b@stard!

But i'm sure you can all think of better efforts than that?

Haha!

this is quality lol

Surely we should think of a chant for Pratley flooding the bath whilst being too busy watching us dismantle Leeds? I will start off to the tune of London Bridge is falling down:

Darren Pratley floods the bath!
Floods the bath!
Floods the bath!
Darren Pratley floods the bath!
You jack b@stard!

But i'm sure you can all think of better efforts than that?

Going with your original chant but changing the last line.

Darren Pratley floods the bath!
Floods the bath!
Floods the bath!
Darren Pratley floods the bath!
Watching Cardiff

Did the same post on the Mike Morris site and someone's replied with this, definitely the best yet I think:

When Darren Pratley ran his bath BLUEBIRDS, BLUEBIRDS
Was mesmerised by every pass BLUEBIRDS, BLUEBIRDS
And as he paused to stop and stare
The bath water went everywhere
And it's Darren Pratley
Cardiff City fan.

(The animals went in two by two hurrah hurrah)

Did the same post on the Mike Morris site and someone's replied with this, definitely the best yet I think:

When Darren Pratley ran his bath BLUEBIRDS, BLUEBIRDS
Was mesmerised by every pass BLUEBIRDS, BLUEBIRDS
And as he paused to stop and stare
The bath water went everywhere
And it's Darren Pratley
Cardiff City fan.

(The animals went in two by two hurrah hurrah)

That's banging - has to be sung

Also like Carl's slight change to the OP