THE SWANSEA RAT

DING DONG BELL THE SWANS! CAN GO TO HELL, YOU COME WITH CHEERS BUT YOU"LL LEAVE IN TEARS, AND WHILE YOUR HERE, MY MATE IS WITH YOUR WIFE, HE"LL TEACH HER HOW TO DO IT RIGHT. YERRR YOU GOT SAND, AND YOU GOT SEA, BUT THAT FRIEND OF MINE HAS GOT V D
AND WHEN YOU GET BACK, TO YOU COUNCIL FLAT , THERES A PARCEL ON YOUR MATT,
ITS A GIFT FROM CARDIFF ME, ITS THAT DEAD RAT FOR YOUR SUNDAY TEA