My mate yesterday

Went to get some baby food and petrol, when later having his tea he saw a copper walk past his living room window. On answering the door the copper said is that your car Sir ? My mate said it was ,and the Copper said did you fill up with petrol today Sir ? My mate said yes i did ..............................then his words was "I didn't pay for it did i !! " The Copper said NO. He had to phone the garage grovelling then paid by card A senior moment he said

Went to get some baby food and petrol, when later having his tea he saw a copper walk past his living room window. On answering the door the copper said is that your car Sir ? My mate said it was ,and the Copper said did you fill up with petrol today Sir ? My mate said yes i did ..............................then his words was "I didn't pay for it did i !! " The Copper said NO. He had to phone the garage grovelling then paid by card A senior moment he said

yesterday is an odd name for a mate.

why do you call him that?

yesterday is an odd name for a mate.

why do you call him that?

yesterday is an odd name for a mate.

why do you call him that?

Mate ive done it before, copper calling around being a total wanker, tried to explain is was just a simple mistake as i normally pay by card, everything was fine and the garage saw the funny side of it all, but the copper was a right c**t, i wanted to punch f**k out of his face

Mate ive done it before, copper calling around being a total wanker, tried to explain is was just a simple mistake as i normally pay by card, everything was fine and the garage saw the funny side of it all, but the copper was a right c**t, i wanted to punch f**k out of his face

Ben its not like you to have these aggressive tendencies have you tried anger management ? If nothing works we will send you into the away end on Sunday and you can let of some steam