Diane Abbott was visiting a school.
She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...
*You OK?" she says.
*Yes." he replied.
"You can go and play with the other kids." she responds.
"It's best I stay here." he replied.
"Why?" said Diane.
"Because I'm the f*cking goalkeeper.".
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Re: Diane Abbott was visiting a school. She noticed a boy
by montyblue » Thu May 07, 2026 2:14 pm
Forever Blue wrote:Diane Abbott was visiting a school.
She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...
*You OK?" she says.
*Yes." he replied.
"You can go and play with the other kids." she responds.
"It's best I stay here." he replied.
"Why?" said Diane.
"Because I'm the f*cking goalkeeper.".
Yes off her head, she was looking for "loch down" in scotland during covid restrictions.
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