Diane Abbott was visiting a school. She noticed a boy in t

Diane Abbott was visiting a school.


She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...

*You OK?" she says.

*Yes." he replied.

"You can go and play with the other kids." she responds.

"It's best I stay here." he replied.

"Why?" said Diane.

"Because I'm the f*cking goalkeeper.".

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Diane Abbott was visiting a school.


She noticed a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She took pity on him and decided to speak to him...

*You OK?" she says.

*Yes." he replied.

"You can go and play with the other kids." she responds.

"It's best I stay here." he replied.

"Why?" said Diane.

"Because I'm the f*cking goalkeeper.".

Yes off her head, she was looking for "loch down" in scotland during covid restrictions.