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Rooney In Cardiff Loan Move

Out of sorts Manchester United front man Wayne Rooney is set to make a dramatic loan move to Championship hotshots Cardiff City.

It is believed that all red tape involved in the loan move will be taken care of whilst on route to the South Wales Club in order to speed things up. The move will serve as a perfect temporary measure whilst the England World Cup flop searches for a new club, which is highly rumoured to be Real Madrid.

Such a move to the Spanish giants could not happen until at least January and sources close to Rooney are expecting a permanent move to take longer than that, even as long as to the end of the season. Cardiff would serve as his home until that time.

Rooney told a close friend “I’m just desperate to get on the pitch and start scoring goals again. There’s no way they [Man U] would loan me to a rival Premiership club so the next best thing is to either go and play a bit in Scotland or do a bit in the Championship.
“Championship football is known to be very ugly football most of the time so I should fit right in there. I’m also keen to find out more about Caerphilly Social Club and the over 50’s night they have there every week.”

It is believed that the Rooney family sent housing scouts down to Cardiff as recent as last week to find suitable accommodation and it looks like Ely and Fairwater are topping their short list.

Wayne is reported as favouring a plush bedsit above a takeaway in Ely however a new rift has come between the couple with Coleen showing preference to Fairwater.

Coleen took a shine to Fairwater after seeing the number of young ladies there with Prada handbags. She believes that she would able to knock out loads of Littlewoods gear and has already teamed up with a few locals of the fashionable suburb via Facebook. One Facebook posting from someone named ‘Up4It’ told Coleen “u luvs it bra init. Me man do u also if wayne no do it righ. u gear go well init me mum did pools but not win noffing init. I cun ge u a job at da club shop bu u mus tell um u is me sis righ.”

An insider at the Vale training ground said that the Bluebirds strike force remain unphased at the prospect of another Premiership star joining their ranks. Chopra told him “wy hy mun, how the f*** am I supposed to keep me place on the f***ing bench with all these lot coming in? Who f***ing next? F***ing Messi?. We’ve not got any of those posh Audi bucket seats in the dugout mind. He’ll not like it at all down here at all.
“Ne mind though mun, Rooney is s**t, he can’t hit a cows arse with a banjo at the moment like. I’m way better than him like.”

Jay Boothroyd seemed confused by the signing asking “who?”
Roo!
“Who?”
Rooney!
“Who’s knee?”

One other Bluebird squad member, who remains nameless, warned the former England goal scorer “lay off the bithes, they are all mine, especially the old ones!”

,,, yes i was told of this yesterday

Berwyn Excellent

Berwyn Excellent

Thank you Annis. I should add that if Steve Tucker, or anyone else from the Echo, wants to rob this exclusive then they must reference this forum.

Berwyn Excellent

Thank you Annis. I should add that if Steve Tucker, or anyone else from the Echo, wants to rob this exclusive then they must reference this forum.

I like it

Can he play centre half then he may get some games with us otherwise let him go to spain Rooney is never in the same class as our Jay

"Berwyn"][b]Rooney In Cardiff Loan/b]

Out of sorts Manchester United front man Wayne Rooney is set to make a dramatic loan move to Championship hotshots Cardiff City.

It is believed that all red tape involved in the loan move will be taken care of whilst on route to the South Wales Club in order to speed things up. The move will serve as a perfect temporary measure whilst the England World Cup flop searches for a new club, which is highly rumoured to be Real Madrid.

Such a move to the Spanish giants could not happen until at least January and sources close to Rooney are expecting a permanent move to take longer than that, even as long as to the end of the season. Cardiff would serve as his home until that time.

Rooney told a close friend “I’m just desperate to get on the pitch and start scoring goals again. There’s no way they [Man U] would loan me to a rival Premiership club so the next best thing is to either go and play a bit in Scotland or do a bit in the Championship.
“Championship football is known to be very ugly football most of the time so I should fit right in there. I’m also keen to find out more about Caerphilly Social Club and the over 50’s night they have there every week.”

It is believed that the Rooney family sent housing scouts down to Cardiff as recent as last week to find suitable accommodation and it looks like Ely and Fairwater are topping their short list.

Wayne is reported as favouring a plush bedsit above a takeaway in Ely however a new rift has come between the couple with Coleen showing preference to Fairwater.

Coleen took a shine to Fairwater after seeing the number of young ladies there with Prada handbags. She believes that she would able to knock out loads of Littlewoods gear and has already teamed up with a few locals of the fashionable suburb via Facebook. One Facebook posting from someone named ‘Up4It’ told Coleen “u luvs it bra init. Me man do u also if wayne no do it righ. u gear go well init me mum did pools but not win noffing init. I cun ge u a job at da club shop bu u mus tell um u is me sis righ.”

An insider at the Vale training ground said that the Bluebirds strike force remain unphased at the prospect of another Premiership star joining their ranks. Chopra told him “wy hy mun, how the f*** am I supposed to keep me place on the f***ing bench with all these lot coming in? Who f***ing next? F***ing Messi?. We’ve not got any of those posh Audi bucket seats in the dugout mind. He’ll not like it at all down here at all.
“Ne mind though mun, Rooney is s**t, he can’t hit a cows arse with a banjo at the moment like. I’m way better than him like.”

Jay Boothroyd seemed confused by the signing asking “who?”
Roo!
“Who?”
Rooney!
“Who’s knee?”

One other Bluebird squad member, who remains nameless, warned the former England goal scorer “lay off the bithes, they are all mine, especially the old ones!”[/quote]



Just banned my gran from reading this message board
she just read this post and now she's got her fishnets out and splashing lippy on her face.
its not a pretty sight and dosent go well with my sheperds pie

steve, have you got photographic evidence to back iit up

class got to give you that Chief

steve, have you got photographic evidence to back iit up

f**k me baz there aint a camera on the planet that could take a photo of that i swear she just made a fly spew

steve, have you got photographic evidence to back iit up

f**k me baz there aint a camera on the planet that could take a photo of that i swear she just made a fly spew

i just choked on my tea then