tonight

knock at my door, goes to answer it, and theres this cockroach there, about 8ft tall with big muscles,, he punched me right in the face, blood everywhere,, so i went over the doctors, and told him what happened,, he said, he had hered that there was a nasty bug going around also i sent off for my fancy dress costume today for a party im going to,,, i asked for the clowns costume,, it arrived today, and it was just a liverpool shirt

Blonde wants to send a message to her mother overseas. The man told her it
would cost £300, i dont have £300,but i"d do anything to get a message to my mother"
"anything ?" said the man . "Yes ANYTHING" promised the blonde."follow me" said the man
now get on your knees, pull down my zip and gently take out my penis. she reached in and
gently with both hands held his penis. the man closed his eyes and said "well go ahead"
the blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to his penis, while holding it close to her lips
she whispered........"hello mum, can you hear me

Blonde wants to send a message to her mother overseas. The man told her it
would cost £300, i dont have £300,but i"d do anything to get a message to my mother"
"anything ?" said the man . "Yes ANYTHING" promised the blonde."follow me" said the man
now get on your knees, pull down my zip and gently take out my penis. she reached in and
gently with both hands held his penis. the man closed his eyes and said "well go ahead"
the blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to his penis, while holding it close to her lips
she whispered........"hello mum, can you hear me