Chilean miners joke

Daily Star: ... wives and girlfriends of the trapped miners have spent fortunes on sexy underwear and beauty treatments for their soon-to-be released partners.
For f**k's sake, ladies they have spent the last 69 days underground. You could probably get away with just running a wet wipe up the crack of your arse.

Last night whilst in the bedroom with my wife i asked her if she would give me a chilean miner, she replied by asking me what it was, so i told her to go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there for a few months

Luis Urzua, the Chilean miner said in his first interview 'Stuck in the shithole for 10 weeks were the worst of my life, the smell of shit, piss and vomit all round me, the feeling of complete hopelessness and dispair, that horrible feeling of impending doom, such a dark horrible miserable place, and looking into the eye's of those around me and seeing they are feeling the exact same, now i know what it is like to be a Liverpool supporter'

Luis Urzua, the Chilean miner said in his first interview 'Stuck in the shithole for 10 weeks were the worst of my life, the smell of shit, piss and vomit all round me, the feeling of complete hopelessness and dispair, that horrible feeling of impending doom, such a dark horrible miserable place, and looking into the eye's of those around me and seeing they are feeling the exact same, now i know what it is like to be a Liverpool supporter'

LMAO!!! Classic!!

I've got a feeling that the first Chilean miners wife that shouts "do me deep" during sex is going to get punched squarely in the face.

First we were given the BRAZILIAN, a small strip of pubic hair resembling a land strip!
Now we have the CHILEAN ! For those who like it Rough , Hairy, and up a dark Shaft!

The last rescuer said "I forgot to put the light out"

Gazza has just turned up in Chile with some chicken & bottles of Sol.
He said he knows the miners from when they worked in the Westoe pit.



It was Margaret Thatcher's 85th birthday yesterday. She must have been gutted, the only thing on the tv was miners celebrating.

sorry in advance but
Elisabeth Fritzl has just Tweeted that the Chilean miners are lightweights.

I saw all those Chilean miners come out of the capsule with their dark glasses on and thought...

"What kind of a sick c**t employs blind miners?"

...

"And who's rescuing their dogs?"

Having seen the pictures of the Chilean miners' rescue and their subsequent reuniting with the horror bags that are apparently their wives, has anyone considered the possibility that they trapped themselves down the mine on purpose?

The oldest chilean miner is really pissed off, he has been told that he forgot to clock in before he went down the mine.