What should Riddlers Leaving Present be?

Now that PR will be off the pay roll how about sending him a leaving gift on behalf of this forum.

Any suggestions?

I reckon a DVD signed by his lady friend.

A coupe of kicks to the face.

A coupe of kicks to the face.

Shocked at that!!



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Only a couple??

Baz.

Baz.

lets flip his mini

I'll shit in a lidl carrier bag and present it personally

I think that's a nice gesture....

I think it only fair all the shit Cardiff have been through that he should have a portion of Cardiff shit..

I'll buy him nose reduction surgery, then pay the surgeon to botch it!

how about we kiddnap him, cut him up, send a arm to barnsley, leg to leeds, and then burn the fucker at half time on the pitch invite his family down, then show a "dvd" whilst we smell burnt skin around the stadium

a little over the top ! but sounds great

a timebomb

I'll buy him nose reduction surgery, then pay the surgeon to botch it!

his nose looks like its already been Botched

This board should give him the biggest monkey face ever with Baz going first, then Annis then a free for all.

This board should give him the biggest monkey face ever with Baz going first, then Annis then a free for all.

The Riddler would probably enjoy that though.

Give him Dai Hunt to keep him company 24 hours a day

how about we kiddnap him, cut him up, send a arm to barnsley, leg to leeds, and then burn the fucker at half time on the pitch invite his family down, then show a "dvd" whilst we smell burnt skin around the stadium

I was going to suggest that we collect as much dog/cat shit as we can find, buy a Brinks Matt delivery box, pack box with said animal droppings and post it to him.

However, your proposal wins!

Now that PR will be off the pay roll how about sending him a leaving gift on behalf of this forum.

Any suggestions?

I reckon a DVD signed by his lady friend.

Is that due for general release?? Would be a best seller!!

Present?? What about a place on Who Wants to be a Millionaire??

Oops, maybe not. He'd only have two lifelines as he could 'phone a friend' could he????

I wish we could send him some nasty medical condition that required about 6 months of daily painful injections in the knob to cure.

His head on a plate!!!

A well-endowed black man.