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my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:44 am

iv just came home from work sick, and find harry laying on the bed trying to have a blow job with a vacume cleaner :lol: i cant wait to tell baz. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:07 am

and the link to this Cardiff City forum is? :?

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:07 am

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:iv just came home from work sick, and find harry laying on the bed trying to have a blow job with a vacume cleaner :lol: i cant wait to tell baz. :lol: :lol: :lol:

you obviously just aint good enough for him anymore. are you losing your touch? :cry:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:12 am

milly44 wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:iv just came home from work sick, and find harry laying on the bed trying to have a blow job with a vacume cleaner :lol: i cant wait to tell baz. :lol: :lol: :lol:

you obviously just aint good enough for him anymore. are you losing your touch? :cry:

......i dont think so milly i still keep winston my lover satisfied. :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:12 am

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:iv just came home from work sick, and find harry laying on the bed trying to have a blow job with a vacume cleaner :lol: i cant wait to tell baz. :lol: :lol: :lol:


was it a Henry ? ;)

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:14 am

Vintage 63 wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:iv just came home from work sick, and find harry laying on the bed trying to have a blow job with a vacume cleaner :lol: i cant wait to tell baz. :lol: :lol: :lol:


was it a Henry ? ;)

,,,,,, hi martyn no it was a vax. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:17 am

i dont think winston would fit in the hoover. you know what they say :cry:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:18 am

Was he trying to blow the Vax or the Vax him ?

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:20 am

milly44 wrote:i dont think winston would fit in the hoover. you know what they say :cry:

...... you know it is true milly if you have black you will never go back. :ayatollah:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:33 am

mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
milly44 wrote:i dont think winston would fit in the hoover. you know what they say :cry:

...... you know it is true milly if you have black you will never go back. :ayatollah:

exactly winston and the hoover would never work, but you my dear could cater for half the caribbean ;) :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:37 am

luv it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:42 am

milly44 wrote:
mrs harry ramsgate wrote:
milly44 wrote:i dont think winston would fit in the hoover. you know what they say :cry:

...... you know it is true milly if you have black you will never go back. :ayatollah:

exactly winston and the hoover would never work, but you my dear could cater for half the caribbean ;) :lol:

,,,,,,,,,....... yes i must agree milly that sounds like heaven to me caribbean men and a vacume cleaner .... what more could a young woman like me wish for. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:47 am

must b a vax a good suck & wash @ same time :roll: :roll: :roll:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:48 am

spar wrote:must b a vax a good suck & wash @ same time :roll: :roll: :roll:

...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:25 pm

Mr Moo Cow wrote:Was he trying to blow the Vax or the Vax him ?



Vax on .............. Vax off :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:08 pm

Vintage 63 wrote:
Mr Moo Cow wrote:Was he trying to blow the Vax or the Vax him ?



Vax on .............. Vax off :lol:



are mr miyargy ,the best karate instructer since mad franke frazer. :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:18 pm

filthy bitch :D

Re: my husband is a perv.

Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:20 pm

this thread is gonna be a classic :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Thu Oct 14, 2010 7:49 am

did he use the carpet cleaner liquid? You know the cheap stuff from the pound shop and did it give him a rash on his bell end?

Re: my husband is a perv.

Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:47 am

Tell him to buy a jar of jam and a dog. That should do the trick ;)

Re: my husband is a perv.

Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:06 am

PhatFrog wrote:Tell him to buy a jar of jam and a dog. That should do the trick ;)

That is realy perverse :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:14 am

ihatealiens wrote:
PhatFrog wrote:Tell him to buy a jar of jam and a dog. That should do the trick ;)

That is realy perverse :lol: :lol: :lol:



Or a cat, rougher tongue :D :lol: :lol:

Re: my husband is a perv.

Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:28 am

PhatFrog wrote:
ihatealiens wrote:
PhatFrog wrote:Tell him to buy a jar of jam and a dog. That should do the trick ;)

That is realy perverse :lol: :lol: :lol:



Or a cat, rougher tongue :D :lol: :lol:

What about a cheese grater? that should get the pimples off and a bit of dettol aftewards to clean it up a bit ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: