To The Tune Of Amarillo

When the day is dawning, on a scouser's Monday morning,
how I long to be there, the bottom 3 waiting for me there.
All around the city, where I lay my hat,
they say thanks to Torres, the useless Spanish tw*t !
Is this the way to relegation ?
The laughing stock of a nation,
dreaming dreams of trips to Preston,
Days out in Swansea wait for me......

When the day is dawning, on a scouser's Monday morning,
how I long to be there, the bottom 3 waiting for me there.
All around the city, where I lay my hat,
they say thanks to Torres, the useless Spanish tw*t !
Is this the way to relegation ?
The laughing stock of a nation,
dreaming dreams of trips to Preston,
Days out in Swansea wait for me......

It would be great if we bypassed the Scousers on the way to the prem. Imagine Newport and Swansea if that happened. Mass suicide!

loves it

Brilliant

Nice one Carl, how long did it take you to compose that little Ditty?

That's Class.