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yes jbbj old shep is a wonderful song i dont understand why cardiff fans dont adopt it as one of there football songs , but my personal favourate song must be (the old northern lights of aberdeen ) sung by the late betty lloyd . any way have you any idea how to breed red crested newts as there is a shortage of them at this present time iv tried my best to get them to breed but iv had no luck. iv tried romantic music, candels ,skunk, rahipnol ,clarks pies. porn films,flowers and even viagra im at my witts end .

The Northern Lights of Old Aberdeen is a special song thats very close to my heart and reminds me so much of Kath Shepperd I loved that f*cking woman like no other, and look what she did too me, pissed off with Alan Swayne. Regarding the red crested newts, I can get you a good breeding trio off a gentleman from the Rhondda called Nigel Jarman if your interested ? He as bred them for years, and is whole life revolves around red crested newts and drinking vast amounts of alcohol.

I think he charges about £333 per trio, he also breeds manx cats. I hear they really respond to breeding through "golden rain" adult films and continual watching of episodes of Fireman Sam. I don`t know if this is true, as Malcolm Gibson told me this, and that man is a compulsive liar.

Are you travelling over for Dennis Bradfield`s 80th birthday ? Its in the transport, strippers, free bar and scotch eggs.

yes i will be over for dennis 80 th birthday in the transport club im flying in after my spanish lesson friday night iv a little presant for him a hillman minx as i know he loves them old cars so much , colin on the door of the transport club hes kept me a ticket under the table with his pint of cider

yes i will be over for dennis 80 th birthday in the transport club im flying in after my spanish lesson friday night iv a little presant for him a hillman minx as i know he loves them old cars so much , colin on the door of the transport club hes kept me a ticket under the table with his pint of cider

Excellent news Rose, I must rush off now as Skunky Jones and the boys are picking me up to go lamping. I am very hopeful we can bag a few deer, badgers, foxes, geraniums and rhinocerus tonight. We shall all have a good singsong and a drink on the drive to Carmarthen later on, we all sing songs in turn.

Skunky Jones always sings Moon River, Hoot always sings the old Dean Martin number Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime, I usually sing Jerusalem and our driver Mav always sings There were rats, as gig as bloody cats in the store. Its a pity you are not here for this extravaganza of stupidity.

PS Are you interested in joining a syndicate to buy a racehorse ? Danny Vinegar & Ronnie Brown have a cracking little colt called The Old Checkered Badge Cock in training. Let me know if you want in.

Speak Soon.

..... yes jbbj ive always wanted to be an owner of a race horse and id love to come in shares with this ventsher could you tell me how much i would have to put in and ill take it out of my husbands bank account . i was in shares with the said mr brown we had a grayhound called tinker , but it never raced as it went lame just like sparks did and we could not breed out of him ether as it was barron , thats the last time i will buy anything off ringo ,..... im off to a debating club tonight , it was grate last week as we debatrd who would win in a three way fight beetween charlie caroli , bergarac and telly savallis . ,,,,, must go now i have an appointment with the local salvation army to become there new base drummer.

Mrs Ramsgate,

Shares in the horse will cost you £1.01 annually. Regarding the fight Charlie Carolli was a right hand full, he seen him batter Albert Tatlock once. But for me the real Governor was Sandy Richardson, he would have done Carolli with one hand. In fact Sandy was going to fight Lenny Maclean in 1985, but Maclean would not fight Sandy because he was stuck in his wheelchair.

What are you Harry and the kids doing for Christmas ? Your more than welcome to join us in Emry`s flat if you want. I have only this afternoon been visiting Emrys at Fairfield Old Folks home, he`s 92 now would you believe and still as sharp as a razor, and drinking like a fish.

We were recalling those marvellous times when Emrys brushed himself with gravy browning, so his neighbours would think he`d been abroad, and also that time when Emrys went on the go-carts at Porthcawl fair and mistook the accelerator for the brake, and went spinning round the track, wearing his silver cowboy hat.

Anyway we are all up his flat for Christmas dinner me, Emrys, Loggy, Phil and Jarvis. No need to worry about trimming up as Emrys leaves his trimmings up all year round. We will have to keep an eye on Phil`s dog Buzz, just in case he steals the turkey.

We are hoping to have jelly and jamonge for dessert.

emrys for christmas sounds divine ,but ill have to decline as me harry and the boys are going to harrys brothers in cowdenbeath for christmas this year it has been arranged for months now,but ill ring you on st stevens day as usual to find out if all went well . i was talking to bill thomas and butch last night in porth pictuares we went to see the sound of music for the third time it dose not get any better , the vontraps are a rasist bunch of pigs and i wish thay would send them back to austria where pepole like them belong , on the way home we called into the york for a pimms and lemonade and there was a little bit of a set to between ernie hopkins and his brothering law big johnny williams it was over little ennie aledgedly steling money out of johns mothers purse , the local police where called and guess who turned up your old sparring partner sargent dai ortrich , he asked how you where but as usual i told him nothing, anyway it was a miss understanding the money was spent earlyer in the week on layers mash , so ernie and john kissed and made up in the toilets , i have a feeling thay may be shirt lifters. thanks for that belly dancers costume you sent me for halloween it fits like a glove winston will love it.

emrys for christmas sounds divine ,but ill have to decline as me harry and the boys are going to harrys brothers in cowdenbeath for christmas this year it has been arranged for months now,but ill ring you on st stevens day as usual to find out if all went well . i was talking to bill thomas and butch last night in porth pictuares we went to see the sound of music for the third time it dose not get any better , the vontraps are a rasist bunch of pigs and i wish thay would send them back to austria where pepole like them belong , on the way home we called into the york for a pimms and lemonade and there was a little bit of a set to between ernie hopkins and his brothering law big johnny williams it was over little ennie aledgedly steling money out of johns mothers purse , the local police where called and guess who turned up your old sparring partner sargent dai ortrich , he asked how you where but as usual i told him nothing, anyway it was a miss understanding the money was spent earlyer in the week on layers mash , so ernie and john kissed and made up in the toilets , i have a feeling thay may be shirt lifters. thanks for that belly dancers costume you sent me for halloween it fits like a glove winston will love it.

Rose

Cowdenbeath sounds amazing, I spent last Christmas in Cambuslang with Larry Grayson, John Inman and Giant Haystacks we had a ball. Ernie Hopkins & Big John Williams were a vicious pair of bastards, who if I remember right were always scrapping like a pair of quails. I haverecently become involved in devil worshipping. Every Sunday night a small but pretty select group of us, meet at Dan Jones`s fruit yard and mutilate and sacrifice small animals, in praise of the Satanic High Priest of Destruction, which is followed by a robust group sex session and custard cream digestives. If your interested in joining us feel free, you will already know some of the people involved such as John Luckwell, Hughie Owen & Jack Athertun.

Do you remember that old nutter Billy Walker ? Probably the most aggressive man, I ever met apart from Stan Stennet, anyway Billy Walker is alive and well running a small taxi firm with Mansel & Christine He`s now 118 !!!. Apparently Bill still throws his coat off, offers people on and shouts "I`ll give you a game of cards son" I remember that night Tish nearly had a fight with Billy in the gents of the Lewis Merthyr.

Oh how we laughed. No luck with the Peregrine Falcon eggs for you yet, but I am hoping to have some news soon.

thanks for looking for the eggs for me jbbj i only need them a robins egg and a leather back turttle and i have the full collection of brittish game bird eggs , any way im exstreamly drunk and horny at the moment and i am going to have sex with my fathering law tonight so ill keep this message short and talk tommorow ,,,,, love rose xxxxxxx