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Which TV Presenter would you like to Punch?

Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:51 pm

That smug tw@t Chris Hollins would get my fist in his gob. Wouldnt mind punching Adrian Chiles either and any of the camp ones (Dale Winton etc)

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:53 pm

Mark Lawrenson not sure why just annoys the living daylights out of me :boxing:

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:54 pm

I'd never Hit a women but that new Bint on the One Show!!

Defo a Jack! :x

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:56 pm

She's not really a presenter, but I can't stand Carol Vorderman!! I don't know why, she just does my head in!

What makes it worse is that I'm training to be a Maths teacher, so people always make the comparison!!

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:56 pm

Chiles

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 7:57 pm

Claire wrote:She's not really a presenter, but I can't stand Carol Verderman!! I don't know why, she just does my head in!

What makes it worse is that I'm training to be a Maths teacher, so people always make the comparison!!

Dont like vorderman either. You look more of a Rachel Riley to me!

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:00 pm

Dange wrote:Mark Lawrenson not sure why just annoys the living daylights out of me :boxing:


uhh the tache and ridiculous barnet! Of course, he's waited so long with that tache that these days he's a hipster again! Probably hangs out in all the trendy bars in Hoxton.

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:06 pm

Harry Hill guy just gets right up my nose.

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:13 pm

that chiles in the morning what a f*cking annoying prick, i liked gmtv, now its f*cking shit daybreak, i would monkey face that bleakly bird though :D

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:19 pm

bluebirdbaz wrote:that chiles in the morning what a f*cking annoying prick, i liked gmtv, now its f*cking shit daybreak, i would monkey face that bleakly bird though :D

She'd stink of Fat Frank. UGHHHH

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:51 pm

damnedyank wrote:
Dange wrote:Mark Lawrenson not sure why just annoys the living daylights out of me :boxing:


uhh the tache and ridiculous barnet! Of course, he's waited so long with that tache that these days he's a hipster again! Probably hangs out in all the trendy bars in Hoxton.


cant believe he hasn't come out of the closet yet
i wwould gladly batter the smarmy tw*t

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:54 pm

that bint off the football league show :twisted: :lol:

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:56 pm

Ben wrote:that bint off the football league show :twisted: :lol:


I wouldnt mind banging shit out of her too........might be looking from a different angle though

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:04 pm

ROB SHELLEY - WELSH NEWS REPORTER

His nasal twang really makes me want to kill him. Seriously. For those
of you reading this who hadnt noticed the worlds most annoying man.
Tough shit! You'll notice him after reading this.

I hate him. I have gone through three TVs. Last week my foot connected
with the bastards face, it was better than sex. But then BANG!!! his
face was gone and I was left with a destroyed 52" Telly. Smoke coming out
the back, sizzling wires. But No Shelley. Next night, I was walking through
town and the f*cking c**t was BACK!! On 27 TV's in Curry's window. I went
to B&Q bought a pick handle, returned and attacked the store, caused £34,000
worth of damage but killed Shelley 27 times. I was arrested. spent nearly 48
hours in the cells having psychiatric treatment. I was fine. Freed without charge

(HA! I should have been given a community service award!!)...

I heard today he's not really dead.

I'm at my wits end

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:30 pm

didn't andrew castle get a slap down ninian park?

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:12 pm

The presenter of top gear don't know his name a right middle class english prick

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:59 pm

Claire wrote:She's not really a presenter, but I can't stand Carol Vorderman!! I don't know why, she just does my head in!

What makes it worse is that I'm training to be a Maths teacher, so people always make the comparison!!

shes welsh aint she?

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Thu Sep 23, 2010 11:24 pm

Adrian Chiles!!!

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:08 am

Eamonn Holmes!

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:35 am

NinianSHEEP wrote:Harry Hill guy just gets right up my nose.



leave me alone you bully. :lol:

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:39 am

That's easy....EAMONN HOLMES :twisted: :twisted:

Fat, condescending, Man Utd supporting, Alex Ferguson (oops, I mean SIR Alex Ferguson) arse-licking tw*t!! :x :x

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:28 am

What about radio? And our fat mate Moyles!!!

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:35 am

On Radio, that ginger prick on Talk Sport Adrian durham ! :evil: :evil: :evil:

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:49 am

Chris Moyles, Ian Wright and Jeremy Kyle

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:04 am

Ben Shepherd - little tw*t

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:26 am

bluebirdbaz wrote:that chiles in the morning what a f*cking annoying prick, i liked gmtv, now its f*cking shit daybreak, i would monkey face that bleakly bird though :D


he's a knob !!!!! she's nice legs shame about the face :lol:

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:56 am

DEREK BROCKWAY :twisted:

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:25 am

Chris Moyles (Radio & TV), just because of his recent outburst about his pay. £500,000 a year, yet some are struggling on £10,000 a year. I don't think he has a right to complain.

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:32 am

vikinblue wrote:DEREK BROCKWAY :twisted:


That's 2 of us then. Can't stand the prick and he never gets the weather right.

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Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:39 am

My mrs reckons Penny Smith on gmtv she would love to give her a slap,and she would happily smack the shit out of the real radio condercending tw*t from down west leighton james.