OT - Tiger Woods jokes please.

In 2 weeks time I am taking some time off from the Bluebirds to go to the Ryder Cup (more expensive than a season ticket, but is not likely to happen in Wales again in my lifetime!)

Anyway, in order to boost the hopes of the European team, I am looking to collect some Tiger Woods jokes. Go on - I'm sure you've heard them!

Many Thanks!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Santa stopped at three ho's



Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron

Tiger Woods is playing himself in a new biopic. The title? Tiger's Wood.