joke george michael

after his first night in prison george michael awoke with a chocolate bar up his bum.
a spokeperson stated it was just a careless wispa..............

He's finding life good in prison. He's written a song about his skinhead cellmate. It's going to be called "Hairless Fister"

George Michael has been forced to give hand jobs to his fellow in-mates before having to make hot chocolate for them
he is currently working on a new single about his time inside called, 'wank me off before your cocoa'

What have George Michael and the trapped Chilean miners got in common? They'll all be free after 8 weeks of heavy drilling,

i watched intently as the (other) women slowly peeled of my girlfriends underware, and stared closely, as she delicately touched my girlfriends, private parts. naturally i undid my trousers, and started, w-----g,, midwifes. eh,got no sense of f*cking humour

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whats white and sticky ,and hangs from a cell wall,,,,,,,,, george micheals latest realease