British Culture & Practices / advice required.

Hello,

I am new to the forum & also quite new to Britain, I have been living here for 1 years. I'am quite young & would like some relationships advice.

There is a girl I see at the gymnasium all the time, she is melting my brains up. She is waving and smiling at me all the times. However Iam not brave enough to speak with her.

In my home country kids parents arrange dates on their behalf. I told this to my british friend chris but he says this is a backwards way, & that Saskia would die of embarressment if my parents did this. He says I should speak to him for the advice.

So my question is should I listen to my good british frined chris & be brave or should I do it my way?

many thanks.

I cant tell if this is a wind up, virus or true story

I cant tell if this is a wind up, virus or true story

Bill I have no virus, I'am virgin.

My firend Chris is telling to me that football is the place that northern european can discuss anything & this is why I ask it to you.

Do you have a pic of her? From that we will be able to tell if its worth plucking up the courage to ask.

Yeah, must be a wind up!

Where r u from? If youre from Eastern Europe i understand u

Where r u from? If youre from Eastern Europe i understand u

It is my preference not to state my origin, Iam not an english person.

Do you have a pic of her? From that we will be able to tell if its worth plucking up the courage to ask.

So far the election is clear, I will speak with Chris after his morning news deliveries.

Right:

British custom and Welsh custom are two different things

Remember.

In Wales, If the Mother is a looker.

do her too!!

Where r u from? If youre from Eastern Europe i understand u

It is my preference not to state my origin, Iam not an english person.

NOR ARE WE!!!!

Where r u from? If youre from Eastern Europe i understand u

It is my preference not to state my origin, Iam not an english person.

NOR ARE WE!!!!

I am sorryy Taffyapple, I know well you are Welsh persons & I understand about Welsh and England people. I wanted to you know that I am not England.

I hvae spoken with Chris & he will give me adivice tomorrow. I must be brave and embrace Northern European practice and do this myself <Imust>. Also if I'm thinking that the advice of Chris is dangerous I will involve my parents.

Chris has said many horrid things whcih involve Saskia. he is telling to me that Hayley Cropper is Saskia's role model & that shes is a maniboy. This is not true I have seen her in leotard at Gym and thare is no possiblity that she has below pair of fantasticals.

What gym u go to ? Cause if u dont i will

What gym u go to ? Cause if u dont i will

haha, funny, think the lad needs to grow some balls quickly or someone else will ask her out!! still think this is a wind up though!!

thare is no possiblity that she has below pair of fantasticals.

That line alone confirms 100% wind up

Classic.

Also the fact that he has a picture of her in her bedroom when he's only seen her down the Gym another big give away

Must try harder or think it through more

Also the fact that he has a picture of her in her bedroom when he's only seen her down the Gym another big give away

Must try harder or think it through more

John picture is from social networking site, Saskia is accepting me as friend.

She's lying to you, her name is not Saskia, it's Joanne. I know because I've taken her back doors out. Save yourself the hassle, she wouldn't be interested in you now that shes had a bit of Chewy loving.

She's lying to you, her name is not Saskia, it's Joanne. I know because I've taken her back doors out. Save yourself the hassle, she wouldn't be interested in you now that shes had a bit of Chewy loving.

and she is my bitch

I made a message but it is disappeared!!!

OK I will tell it again.

I requested urgent meeting with Chris & he is making all clear with me. My way is the old way and not for this current enviroment, Unbelievable$$

I will follow CHirs's advice 100% & learn from Captain Jamess online tutorials. with the help of chirs and captain james I can adapt to the western european ways. But I must be acting quickly, I will work late tonight on Captain James online tutorial and will be brave with Saskia at the gym tommorrow after pilates class.

Thank to all for cleared instructions, I must go now I have much tutorial to complete this night with Captain James.

She's lying to you, her name is not Saskia, it's Joanne. I know because I've taken her back doors out. Save yourself the hassle, she wouldn't be interested in you now that shes had a bit of Chewy loving.

She is 100% Saskia, I was hearing her name in school register in morning time and after the dinner.

I don't understand the barbradush in the rest of your messages.

She's lying to you, her name is not Saskia, it's Joanne. I know because I've taken her back doors out. Save yourself the hassle, she wouldn't be interested in you now that shes had a bit of Chewy loving.

and she is my bitch

="bluebirdbaz this girl is no prostituite, she has large biting dog though.

Imust go now much tutorial work to complete this night in prepardness for tomorrow.

thare is no possiblity that she has below pair of fantasticals.

That line alone confirms 100% wind up

haha, amazing!

can we have a thrid option? i.... go back to your own country!!

AAaaaaRrrrrggggHhhhh it is the total disaster.

I found Saskia at morning pilates classes & followed captain james online tutorial instructions 100%'s.

Well Saskia is going to crazy (NOT IN THE GOOD WAY).

She is shouting at me and telling to all that I have face like a clummsy bee keeper, my mother and father met on 1 occasion only & that I have micro spunk gun. Now she will try to have my baaned from the gym, + I have 3 months premium membership left. UNBELIEVABLE

I spent all hours of the night learning from Captain James online tutorials & followed his instructions 100% [url]Captain James online tutorial here =>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ[/url]

Should I try again but this time without wearing loves heart necklace?

BORING

try again

BORING

try again

Ben you are very angry man, did you lose your virginity to scout master on camping trip?

I would not wory too much about the premier membership, PMG are struggling to fill the seats so I cant see them banning you.

BORING

try again

Ben you are very angry man, did you lose your virginity to scout master on camping trip?