‘ Your funniest football quotes ‘

I'll start off :"that player was really good in the air". "yes so was Douglas Bader but he couldn't play football".

Gordon Strachan talking about a young Wayne Rooney.
"It's an incredible rise to stardom, at 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson".

Strachan on the time he got attacked by a Celtic fan when he was playing for Aberdeen.
"It's always great fun getting attacked, one of the highlights of my career. He got fined £100 for that, but they had a whip round in the pub and he got £200".

Head of the CCFC Committee:


Vincent Tan demands a new keeper who can score 20 goals a season for Cardiff. Wants to know why he can't wear red like rest of team.

Len Ashusrt "We have been saying this,both pre season and before the season started"

I thought we were terrific against Norwich even with ten men Neil Harris 2021

He floats like a butterfly and stings like one too. Brian Cough on Trevor Brooking.

Reporter to Gordon Strachan "Gordon can we have a quick word"

Strachan: Velocity

Warnock away at Wolves when we beat them.

"It's a great club, proper fans, I think they like me. Could 'ere them chanting my name. Think I need to send them my CV though cos I've never been a banker.

I can turn this around-Neil Harris

Jesus saw the City.. and wept.

Luke 19:41

We'll win the FA cup one day.
Cardiff City 19:27

Seen Tommy Docherty in a Black Tie do once ‘Vinny Jones can trap a bag of cement further than I can kick a football’.

Reporter to Gordon Strachan "Gordon can we have a quick word"

Strachan: Velocity

MM asked by journalist will fans like your style of play? Micks response you mean winning games!

Ruud Gullit,
"We must have had 99% of the game, it was the other 3% that cost us the match".

Ian Rush,
"I couldn't settle in Italy, it was like living in a foreign country".

Paul Gascoigne,
" I've had 14 bookings this season, 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable".

Seen Tommy Docherty in a Black Tie do once ‘Vinny Jones can trap a bag of cement further than I can kick a football’.

Jimmy Hill is to football what King Herod was to babysitting pmsl, also from the Doc

Warnock away at Wolves when we beat them.

"It's a great club, proper fans, I think they like me. Could 'ere them chanting my name. Think I need to send them my CV though cos I've never been a banker.

That was a classic...and made better 'cos I was there and we mugged them that day...!

I recall how accepting the Wolves fans were after the game; not bitter at all...!

Warnock away at Wolves when we beat them.

"It's a great club, proper fans, I think they like me. Could 'ere them chanting my name. Think I need to send them my CV though cos I've never been a banker.

That was a classic...and made better 'cos I was there and we mugged them that day...!

I recall how accepting the Wolves fans were after the game; not bitter at all...!

Agree that was brilliant he made me laugh with that. Classic.

Tommy Docherty talking about Leighton James. Hes elusive, hes slower than he looks..

Wolves fans when we were banned and they went a goal up, pointing at the empty away section chanting "you're not singing any more" Fair play.

Ron Atkinson talking about a long throw specialist "he throws it farther than I go on holiday"