In Court Today.....

i was up in court this morning,i explained that i was driving along a country lane,when i hit the car in front,the woman got out and shouted "Fancy ramming me up the arse",...and thats when the misunderstanding occurred your honour.....

i was up in court this morning,i explained that i was driving along a country lane,when i hit the car in front,the woman got out and shouted "Fancy ramming me up the arse",...and thats when the misunderstanding occurred your honour.....

I hit a woman up the rear end 35 years ago. She was driving a van. When she got out she opened the vans rear doors.
The van was full of eggs. I said to her scrambled eggs tonight love.
She didn't see the funny side and called the cops.
I got off a charge of dangerous driving as the copper didn't measure the accident scene properly.