" Great terrace chants. "

Not just Cardiff but all football teams.Over the years there’s been some great chants from the terraces,some funny,others close to bone and some just brilliant.
My City one
He’s Black
He’s mean
He robs the fruit machines
Nathan Blake Nathan Blake.

Non City from Southampton
To the ABBA song
Knowing me
Knowing you
Parahs

What’s your....

Not just Cardiff but all football teams.Over the years there’s been some great chants from the terraces,some funny,others close to bone and some just brilliant.
My City one
He’s Black
He’s mean
He robs the fruit machines
Nathan Blake Nathan Blake.

Non City from Southampton
To the ABBA song
Knowing me
Knowing you
Parahs

What’s your....

There’s only 2 Andy Goram’s - sung by Celtic fans after it was published that the rangers keeper had been diagnosed as mildly schizophrenic. AG saw the funny side of it before anyone says it’s in bad taste.

Best City one NQAT - We are your capital, We are your capital (enough said).

This is a good one sung by Wimbledon fans.
"We drink champagne, we snort cocaine. we've got ladies over here,
you've got shit jobs, you shag your dogs and your wife is on the game.

we drive ferraris, we drink campari, we've got wombles in our lives,
you've got bus-stops, second hands shops and your mum's in readers wives."

West Ham fans at Anfield.
"We've got DiCanio,
You've got our stereo".

The best cannot remember who or what game it was
but it was televised the guy had to go off in the middle of the game but he was so long i mean over 5 mins all the fans started singing

he sh.ts when he wants
he sh.ts when he wants
Bla bla bla Bla
he sh.ts when he wants

the whole stadium sh.t.
themselves laughing.

The best cannot remember who or what game it was
but it was televised the guy had to go off in the middle of the game but he was so long i mean over 5 mins all the fans started singing

he sh.ts when he wants
he sh.ts when he wants
Bla bla bla Bla
he sh.ts when he wants

the whole stadium sh.t.
themselves laughing.

Sean Morrison?

The best cannot remember who or what game it was
but it was televised the guy had to go off in the middle of the game but he was so long i mean over 5 mins all the fans started singing

he sh.ts when he wants
he sh.ts when he wants
Bla bla bla Bla
he sh.ts when he wants

the whole stadium sh.t.
themselves laughing.

Wasn't it Andy Townsend..

Mna-mnah.. think it was pongo used to get it going.. still makes me laugh today

Oh I do like to be beside the seaside oh I do like to be beside the sea oh.i do like to walk along the prom tiddly om where the brass band play fck off west brom.

" Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away -"

" This year to save me from tears - I'll give it to Sol Bamba - BAMBA "

Remember Pongo launching corner flag at Rudy Glockner referee at Wales v Yugolslvia, mad days and pitch invasions.

At Norwich away. Darcy Blake comes on as a sub. First touch from a throw in he somehow stands on the ball with one foot, falls over and ball goes out for a Norwich throw in. Whole Norwich happy clappy stand chant “f*cking useles da da da da”. Priceless.

Remember Pongo launching corner flag at Rudy Glockner referee at Wales v Yugolslvia, mad days and pitch invasions.

was it Pongo...it wasnt him that got charged with it... i think Stan Stennet stuck up for the boy that was charged saying it was not him....

1974 Leeds FA Cup away. Gelderd End singing “ hey ho the lights are flashing we’re going Taffy bashing la la la la la la la la - long and violent walk/ jog / run back to the station.

"He's lean, he's mean, he fought the Argentines" was a Phil Stant Classic in its day

Many a funny song per the years but that has to be right up there with "You fat B***ard...!"; "Have you ever seen your dick...?"; and finally "Where's your fatty gone...?" as some random Man City bloke (and his girlfriend) on the Grange End of Ninian Park took the brunt of the Bluebird faithful before being led out 'for their safety' during the now famous 'Nathan Blake goal' FA Cup game, which we won 1 - 0

roger, roger roger, roger roger.
roger twenty three stone...

stanley stanley wheres your wife
stanley,wheres your wife....the mirror had run a story that day , stan bowles wife has left him..

The best cannot remember who or what game it was
but it was televised the guy had to go off in the middle of the game but he was so long i mean over 5 mins all the fans started singing

he sh.ts when he wants
he sh.ts when he wants
Bla bla bla Bla
he sh.ts when he wants

the whole stadium sh.t.
themselves laughing.

Wasn't it Andy Townsend..

Jason Puncheon. Followed by... "He went for a shit, he went for a shit, Jason Puncheon! He went for a shit!" Vid is on YouTube.

roger, roger roger, roger roger.
roger twenty three stone...

stanley stanley wheres your wife
stanley,wheres your wife....the mirror had run a story that day , stan bowles wife has left him..

....and Bowles turned to the Grange end and shrugged his shoulders

Not just Cardiff but all football teams.Over the years there’s been some great chants from the terraces,some funny,others close to bone and some just brilliant.
My City one
He’s Black
He’s mean
He robs the fruit machines
Nathan Blake Nathan Blake.

Non City from Southampton
To the ABBA song
Knowing me
Knowing you
Parahs

What’s your....

There’s only 2 Andy Goram’s - sung by Celtic fans after it was published that the rangers keeper had been diagnosed as mildly schizophrenic. AG saw the funny side of it before anyone says it’s in bad taste.

Best City one NQAT - We are your capital, We are your capital (enough said).

It wasn’t celtic fans it was Kilmarnock fans, I was at that game.

Favourite for me is Man City’s Jihadi John Song.

City fans at Chelsea

Who’s that coming over your wife It’s John Terry It’s John Terry

I spat my coffee out hearing that one

I can remember just after the Mexico world cup of 1970. Don't know if was v England or West Ham at Ninian

"where's your bracelet Bobby Moore"

He had been questioned about nicking a bracelet from a jewellers in Bogota I think

I can remember just after the Mexico world cup of 1970. Don't know if was v England or West Ham at Ninian

"where's your bracelet Bobby Moore"

He had been questioned about nicking a bracelet from a jewellers in Bogota I think

was after the 70 world cup.. it was v Fulham...

" Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day you gave it away -"

" This year to save me from tears - I'll give it to Sol Bamba - BAMBA "

One of, if not THE BEST song to come out of the Canton Stand.

"Your teeth are offside" has to be a favourite of mine - towards Suarez of course

Was it Kevin freeze who got charged with throwing the flag at glockner ?

I can remember just after the Mexico world cup of 1970. Don't know if was v England or West Ham at Ninian

"where's your bracelet Bobby Moore"

He had been questioned about nicking a bracelet from a jewellers in Bogota I think

was after the 70 world cup.. it was v Fulham...

Yeah.. Fulham 77 that was..

Was it Kevin freeze who got charged with throwing the flag at glockner ?

yes

Still laugh at Pompey Pompey what's the time.

oh...lee bowyer we wanna kno o o ow why your not in jail

When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora.

Favourite of mine was at Spurs in the Oremier League at WHL. He Spits when he talks, he spits when he talks. Harry Kane, he spits when he talks, absolute legendary.