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' Bullshit Thread '

Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:31 pm

Neil Harris has lost the dressing room because;

Him and NML fell out big time on a team building exercise, NML lashed out at him and Harris got him sacked for Gross Misconduct, the team have not forgiven him and are now in pay back mode.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:38 pm

All sounds plausible but NML would have been snapped up by another club by now if thats all it was.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:42 pm

gazthebluebird1 wrote:All sounds plausible but NML would have been snapped up by another club by now if thats all it was.


I think he quantified it was bullshit by the title.

I like this.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:45 pm

I think it is because he sent racist, homophobic and sexist messages.

Oh no, that was an ex manager of ours who some want back.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:03 pm

Sam Allerdyce has been approached as DOF but on the condition that he persuades Pochitinoe to be manager.

The sticking point is that Poch doesn’t want to learn yet another foreign language, talks continue in English, Portuguese and Spanish....

Re: Bullshit Thread

Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:48 pm

Bale is currently taking his Uefa a licence with the faw trust. He will be joining us as player manager at the end of the season.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:59 pm

JB1 wrote:Bale is currently taking his Uefa a licence with the faw trust. He will be joining us as player manager at the end of the season.


Sam Rean put that as a post.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Thu Nov 26, 2020 10:50 pm

Tan is looking to appoint a manager with superior football knowledge. He will be offering the post to interested members of the Cardiff City Forum. Other members will vote for their favourite prospect and the winner will get a £500 a week tax free salary, free pies on match day and the privilege of managing their favourite club. (Plus a daily slating from those who put them in power)

Re: Bullshit Thread

Thu Nov 26, 2020 11:06 pm

We have our man !

Been in Spain for a number of years
Knows the club inside out
Understands the fans
Knows the area really well after a number of local business ventures
Written numerous books on the game
Loves Cardiff
Willing to come out of retirement to take the hot seat at CCFG

Step forward.....................Hmmmmmmm

Re: Bullshit Thread

Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:16 am

Some posters just like to stir .. make up stories.. sad people.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Fri Nov 27, 2020 10:24 am

Bonner wrote:Some posters just like to stir .. make up stories.. sad people.



Some people are so thick they missed the point.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:45 pm

nubbsy wrote:
Bonner wrote:Some posters just like to stir .. make up stories.. sad people.



Some people are so thick they missed the point.

nubbsy, "Whoosh!" is an underused term on this Forum... :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: Bullshit Thread

Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:48 pm

Welsh Exile wrote:We have our man !

Been in Spain for a number of years
Knows the club inside out
Understands the fans
Knows the area really well after a number of local business ventures
Written numerous books on the game
Loves Cardiff
Willing to come out of retirement to take the hot seat at CCFG

Step forward.....................Hmmmmmmm



:lol: :lol: :lol: :bluebird:

Re: ' Bullshit Thread '

Fri Nov 27, 2020 1:50 pm

BULLSHIT FROM NEIL HARRIS OR THE CCFC BOARD WITH YES MEN.


THE COMMITTEE:

After 11 years running CCFC
Every year we are building for the future :lol:




This is what you get with yes men.

Slade / Trollope and Now NEIL HARRIS

NEIL HARRIS:


We are playing excellent football :lol:

We are improving :roll:

I’ve told the players they have to start winning games :lol:


Everyone can see we are the better team :roll:

I have a big squad

I have a quality squad

I have one of the smallest squads

I need more players

We are going to have 11 local Cardiff players playing for us

The board of backed me

I haven’t had the budget like other championship clubs

Re: ' Bullshit Thread '

Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:46 pm

Forever Blue wrote:BULLSHIT FROM NEIL HARRIS OR THE CCFC BOARD WITH YES MEN.


THE COMMITTEE:

After 11 years running CCFC
Every year we are building for the future :lol:




This is what you get with yes men.

Slade / Trollope and Now NEIL HARRIS

NEIL HARRIS:


We are playing excellent football :lol:

We are improving :roll:

I’ve told the players they have to start winning games :lol:


Everyone can see we are the better team :roll:

I have a big squad

I have a quality squad

I have one of the smallest squads

I need more players

We are going to have 11 local Cardiff players playing for us

The board of backed me

I haven’t had the budget like other championship clubs


Neil Harris

The above translates to;

I have my eyes wide shut
My head is buried that far in the sand I can see Bhondi beach
It works on Champ manager so why not in real life
And lastly I have the full backing of the fans

Re: ' Bullshit Thread '

Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:41 pm

I want the job.I have a 5 year plan,

Re: ' Bullshit Thread '

Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:50 pm

stickywicket wrote:I want the job.I have a 5 year plan,



You’ve got the job says Dalman :lol:

Re: ' Bullshit Thread '

Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:16 pm

Im a bricky by trade,im sure I could rebuild the club!

Re: ' Bullshit Thread '

Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:29 pm

nubbsy wrote:
Bonner wrote:Some posters just like to stir .. make up stories.. sad people.



Some people are so thick they missed the point.

Re: ' Bullshit Thread '

Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:37 pm

bluesince62 wrote:Im a bricky by trade,im sure I could rebuild the club!


Vincent Tan has asked if you could send in your CV, after all we have had a painter as head of recruitment in the past, so a bricky as manager would be seen as a step up.

Re: ' Bullshit Thread '

Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:41 pm

Roberto Di Matteo Has already sent his CV in and this time has assured the board that his PowerPoint presentation is updated from his Birmingham application last time, and he hopes the board will give him a second chance.

Re: Bullshit Thread

Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:54 pm

nubbsy wrote:
Bonner wrote:Some posters just like to stir .. make up stories.. sad people.



Some people are so thick they missed the point.


:lol:

Re: Bullshit Thread

Fri Nov 27, 2020 6:46 pm

nubbsy wrote:
Bonner wrote:Some posters just like to stir .. make up stories.. sad people.



Some people are so thick they missed the point.



:laughing5: :laughing5: