"A Cardiff fan, an Swansea fan and a Bristol City fan were
Tue Sep 01, 2020 8:57 pm
Steven Thomas aka Nukes:
"A Cardiff fan, an Swansea fan and a Bristol City fan were all in Saudi Arabia drinking a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
For their punishment the Saudi Arabia Sheik decided that the punishment should be 20 lashes with a whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said: "It is my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Swansea fan was first in line (he had consumed the least because he was a lightweight), so he thought about it for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through it.
The Swansea fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying when the punishment was done.
The Bristol City fan was next up (he almost finished a half-keg), and after watching the scene, said: "Choice! Please fix two pillows on my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
The Cardiff was the last one up (he had finished off the keg), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "I have a soft spot for Cardiff you play lovely football and have the best fans. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the Cardiff fan replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
"Tie that f*cking jack to my back..."
"A Cardiff fan, an Swansea fan and a Bristol City fan were all in Saudi Arabia drinking a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
For their punishment the Saudi Arabia Sheik decided that the punishment should be 20 lashes with a whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said: "It is my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Swansea fan was first in line (he had consumed the least because he was a lightweight), so he thought about it for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through it.
The Swansea fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying when the punishment was done.
The Bristol City fan was next up (he almost finished a half-keg), and after watching the scene, said: "Choice! Please fix two pillows on my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
The Cardiff was the last one up (he had finished off the keg), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "I have a soft spot for Cardiff you play lovely football and have the best fans. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the Cardiff fan replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asked.
"Tie that f*cking jack to my back..."
Re: "A Cardiff fan, an Swansea fan and a Bristol City fan w
Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:50 pm
Re: "A Cardiff fan, an Swansea fan and a Bristol City fan w
Tue Sep 01, 2020 11:21 pm
F@cking brilliant 
Re: "A Cardiff fan, an Swansea fan and a Bristol City fan w
Wed Sep 02, 2020 7:42 am
Trouble is the swans fan probably thinks hes being whipped by a dominatrix and will enjoy it! 