African Grey

Parrot,

Has anyone had or have one?

Had mine for a while but he is very snappy and doesnt like it if I'm near him

Any advice gents ? Apart from shoot him etc

Parrot,

Has anyone had or have one?

Had mine for a while but he is very snappy and doesnt like it if I'm near him

Any advice gents ? Apart from shoot him etc

Had a Norwegian Blue once. Unfortunately it has ceased to be and is now an ex-parrot.

Let him have a bath once or twice a week.. or spray water on him, they love all that stuff

Parrot,

Has anyone had or have one?

Had mine for a while but he is very snappy and doesnt like it if I'm near him

Any advice gents ? Apart from shoot him etc

I'd put up another famous Monty Python sketch again but you might get angry again!

Parrot,

Has anyone had or have one?

Had mine for a while but he is very snappy and doesnt like it if I'm near him

Any advice gents ? Apart from shoot him etc

I'd put up another famous Monty Python sketch again but you might get angry again!

Haha

Sorry bud

Sometimes I get my head up my axse

But remember I've had the hardest life ever ever ever ever

Tried getting him in the bath rumpo,

he lunged at me and I decided to run Haha

To the next room and closed the door for an hour

I advise extreme caution. Look after this feathered fellow as he could provide a buffer for peace. GREY LIVES MATTER

Parrot,

Has anyone had or have one?

Had mine for a while but he is very snappy and doesnt like it if I'm near him

Any advice gents ? Apart from shoot him etc

I'd put up another famous Monty Python sketch again but you might get angry again!

Haha

Sorry bud

Sometimes I get my head up my axse

But remember I've had the hardest life ever ever ever ever

Fair do's that's a better response than the always angry one mate.

Parrot,

Has anyone had or have one?

Had mine for a while but he is very snappy and doesnt like it if I'm near him

Any advice gents ? Apart from shoot him etc

I'd put up another famous Monty Python sketch again but you might get angry again!

Haha

Sorry bud

Sometimes I get my head up my axse

But remember I've had the hardest life ever ever ever ever

Fair do's that's a better response than the always angry one mate.

I need to chill out, my son keeps telling me I'm angry with everything

A win tonight and I promise il be positive for a whole month

It's a tough ask but il do my best

A mate of mine used to have an african grey.He taught it to call everyone a "f*cking Minge"for some strange reason.I remember going round his house many times and as soon as you said Hello to him he hit you with it!!!
"f*cking MINGE"
"f*cking MINGE"

Parrot,

Has anyone had or have one?

Had mine for a while but he is very snappy and doesnt like it if I'm near him

Any advice gents ? Apart from shoot him etc

In these strange days mate, firstly, you need to address you pet as an "African bird of colour"...

Sorry, I mean "African feathered friend of colour"...

Oops, sorry I meant " Indigenous feathered

feathered.. you big fascist, invoking ire of the non-feathered community so long trodden..

Back to the grey, they mimic, so he might just be mirroring the heat shall we say. My mate kept telling his to shut up, and it didn’t like him much. Not saying that applies like..

feathered.. you big fascist, invoking ire of the non-feathered community so long trodden..

Back to the grey, they mimic, so he might just be mirroring the heat shall we say. My mate kept telling his to shut up, and it didn’t like him much. Not saying that applies like..

My mate had one BUT his was ever so slightly annoying

On the hour, every 15 minutes it would stare at the bus stop behind and say ...

"Bus has gone, bus has gone".

feathered.. you big fascist, invoking ire of the non-feathered community so long trodden..

Back to the grey, they mimic, so he might just be mirroring the heat shall we say. My mate kept telling his to shut up, and it didn’t like him much. Not saying that applies like..

My mate had one BUT his was ever so slightly annoying

On the hour, every 15 minutes it would stare at the bus stop behind and say ...

"Bus has gone, bus has gone".

Haha

I like it

I just went to the kitchen

I could swear he called me a "dickhead,"


I thought, how does he know that already

Takes people longer normally to realise that about me haha

Definitely called u a dickhead. They are very switched on

:)

Definitely called u a dickhead. They are very switched on

Thank you Mr Foghorn

I knew I could rely on your honesty.

Thing is he switched on so quick haha

Maybe if it wasn't crammed into a cage and it could use it's wings as they were designed, it would be happy!... just a thought.

Maybe if it wasn't crammed into a cage and it could use it's wings as they were designed, it would be happy!... just a thought.

Thank you for your insight

I have had birds for many years and never "crammed them into a cage" as you allude to

They are free to come and go, there cage is there place for food, rest and to feel safe

As you care deeply for animals, do I detect your a vegetarian?

If not, you are a little hypocritical dear

And if you are a non animal eater, well done to you, your a martyr to the cause

I advise extreme caution. Look after this feathered fellow as he could provide a buffer for peace. GREY LIVES MATTER

All about grey lives now Mr Ninian is it

What about my son's guinea pig who is a reddish colour

Are you saying red lives don't matter anymore

il get my coat haha

I advise extreme caution. Look after this feathered fellow as he could provide a buffer for peace. GREY LIVES MATTER

All about grey lives now Mr Ninian is it

What about my son's guinea pig who is a reddish colour

Are you saying red lives don't matter anymore

il get my coat haha

"Reddish", man up it's ginger you snowflake

I advise extreme caution. Look after this feathered fellow as he could provide a buffer for peace. GREY LIVES MATTER

All about grey lives now Mr Ninian is it

What about my son's guinea pig who is a reddish colour

Are you saying red lives don't matter anymore

il get my coat haha

"Reddish", man up it's ginger you snowflake

So it's racist to say red now Mr Foghorn, why can't we get over this red based slavery/racism past that ginger put them through, and accept red needs to be equal these days to

We need to accept

"Red lives matter to" not just ginger or blond.

And I find the term ginger extremely racist, educate yourself on the difficulties ,"red faced," people faced just before Eve and Adam were born.

Back in 12AD

My great aunts, sisters, nephews, fathers, brothers cat was ginger

And they worked him like a dog

He still barks about it in anger today,

Yes, I know

I shall get my coat haha

How surreal

Quite it's the camebridge lights of football forums