out of the closet

hidden away for 30 years, the liverpool shirt is brought out to wear to the supermarket....in it's place goes the man u. and chelsea shirts....glory hunters....you gotta love em

When I become prime minister

I'm making it a law

That these folk must be shot on the spot

Or hanged in public

Don't so much care about the glory hunters. They tend to not really care that much about football. It's the fanatical Liverpool fans from Cardiff who have never been to Liverpool let alone Anfield. They're the ones that get on my nerves...

I used to work with a Cardiff-born Liverpool fan and nice guy though he was, I hated it with a passion when he referred to Liverpool as we this and we that. To this day I don't understand that kind of a connection to a place you have barely visited.