GOOD MORNING BOSS......

Just phoned the boss.

"Morning boss. What it is, is my missus isn't feeling well. Says she feels a bit faint. Yes, faint. Anyway, we thought it best if we fecked off to Barnard castle for 15 days, like."

Boss. "WTF!!!!"

OR

Thinking of phoning the boss to tell him the missus is a bit faint and I am fecking off to Durham for 15 days. What if he says "no"? Ah, feck him, lets go.....

I'm back now. Seems I have sneaked back in without the boss seeing. Brill, he doesn't want to see me either.

Some bugger else has noticed I have been out and about. Sod it!

Still, the boss has given me access to his rose garden, prime TV slot, to let me explain to people.

I'll be able to apologise and all that.

Oh, I didn't apologise.

Never mind, back to work.

You couldn't make it up. It's not a case that I dislike the man. And I honestly wanted him to come up with a worthy tale. But he dug deeper. Which makes BJ look weak.

And as for the cabinet supporters.

Totally disconnected from the public and morally threadbare.

The only reason Cummings hasn’t been sacked is that he is very good at his job

Responsible for Brexit campaign—Won

Responsible for Boris Leadership campaign—Won

Responsible for Tory 2019 General Election campaign—Won

Boris would be nothing without him that’s why he hadn’t been sacked!!

The fact he is a lying, cheating, hypocrite and slime bag doesn’t come into it

The only reason Cummings hasn’t been sacked is that he is very good at his job

Responsible for Brexit campaign—Won

Responsible for Boris Leadership campaign—Won

Responsible for Tory 2019 General Election campaign—Won

Boris would be nothing without him that’s why he hadn’t been sacked!!

The fact he is a lying, cheating, hypocrite and slime bag doesn’t come into it

Very good points.

At least we know who's actually running the country and it ain't Boris the buffoon.

The only reason Cummings hasn’t been sacked is that he is very good at his job

Responsible for Brexit campaign—Won

Responsible for Boris Leadership campaign—Won

Responsible for Tory 2019 General Election campaign—Won

Boris would be nothing without him that’s why he hadn’t been sacked!!

The fact he is a lying, cheating, hypocrite and slime bag doesn’t come into it

its more a case of ...the only reason there is a witch hunt is the above..

or do you know someone out of the thousands fined and hundreds of thousands spoken to and warned who also got sacked...?

Those in positions of power who broke the rules all had the integrity to resign.

Those in positions of power who broke the rules all had the integrity to resign.

a few resigned most haven't..

The only reason Cummings hasn’t been sacked is that he is very good at his job

Responsible for Brexit campaign—Won

Responsible for Boris Leadership campaign—Won

Responsible for Tory 2019 General Election campaign—Won

Boris would be nothing without him that’s why he hadn’t been sacked!!

The fact he is a lying, cheating, hypocrite and slime bag doesn’t come into it

I’d say he helped borris get elected as the leader. But the other two anyone would have got the same result.

Those in positions of power who broke the rules all had the integrity to resign.

Drakeford and Vaughan haven't.

Those in positions of power who broke the rules all had the integrity to resign.

Drakeford and Vaughan haven't.

Looks like you have gone As for Vaughan what's he done wrong ??? We covered this last night .

Drakeford - not sure about that one either ??? Ali and Kinnock i can understand .