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“ Joke of the Century “

Fri May 08, 2020 12:01 pm

Joke of the century

Welsh Govt says we are in lockdown and will continue for three more weeks , but it will be now unlimited exercise outside but don’t go to holiday resorts etc

“You can exercise more than once day from now on.”

You could not make it up .


Where is the lockdown ?

Your virtually telling everyone come on out in your areas / don’t stay home


And before the doogooders start sticking up for this, remember what happened all over the country last time .


Confirmed 20,000 people on the UK daily get the virus :cry:

Re: “ Joke of the Century “

Fri May 08, 2020 5:45 pm

Its a joke because people already exercise when they like. This is a pointless gesture to say things are getting better, we have a plan, here is your reward for being partially locked down, oh and we'll open some garden centres as well...but they are already open too. Lockdown is breaking down day by day without government policy. In Europe they are now easing restrictions because of a competent, quick lockdown and mass testing to begin with. We are a mess basically.

Re: “ Joke of the Century “

Sat May 09, 2020 6:13 am

EastleighBlue wrote:Its a joke because people already exercise when they like. This is a pointless gesture to say things are getting better, we have a plan, here is your reward for being partially locked down, oh and we'll open some garden centres as well...but they are already open too. Lockdown is breaking down day by day without government policy. In Europe they are now easing restrictions because of a competent, quick lockdown and mass testing to begin with. We are a mess basically.


I don’t know any garden centres that are open? Also, people in the area I live in and on my street have complied 100%, many haven’t even left the house bar a walk around the park (which is in front of our houses). The UK has a fair few idiot Chavs who will never comply we all know that. We need to get the economy going or we will end up fucked like Italy. :banghead:

Re: “ Joke of the Century “

Sat May 09, 2020 7:21 am

goats wrote:
EastleighBlue wrote:Its a joke because people already exercise when they like. This is a pointless gesture to say things are getting better, we have a plan, here is your reward for being partially locked down, oh and we'll open some garden centres as well...but they are already open too. Lockdown is breaking down day by day without government policy. In Europe they are now easing restrictions because of a competent, quick lockdown and mass testing to begin with. We are a mess basically.


I don’t know any garden centres that are open?


B & Q has been open for a couple of weeks now?

Re: “ Joke of the Century “

Sat May 09, 2020 8:36 am

You have to laugh though, "WE ARE IN LOCKDOWN , BUT YOU CAN GO OUT AND EXERCISE MUCH AS YOU LIKE."

Re: “ Joke of the Century “

Sat May 09, 2020 4:22 pm

Tony Blue Williams wrote:
goats wrote:
EastleighBlue wrote:Its a joke because people already exercise when they like. This is a pointless gesture to say things are getting better, we have a plan, here is your reward for being partially locked down, oh and we'll open some garden centres as well...but they are already open too. Lockdown is breaking down day by day without government policy. In Europe they are now easing restrictions because of a competent, quick lockdown and mass testing to begin with. We are a mess basically.


I don’t know any garden centres that are open?


B & Q has been open for a couple of weeks now?


Yes and garden centres have been open in places like Home Bargains down the bay since lockdown.

Garden centres can all open from Monday.

Don’t see a problem myself with things opening slowly. Hospitals very quiet, empty wards and only 30 people in the new Millennium facility.
Nobody in ICU in Llandough hospital and only a dozen in the Heath.

Re: “ Joke of the Century “

Sat May 09, 2020 4:54 pm

goats wrote:
EastleighBlue wrote:Its a joke because people already exercise when they like. This is a pointless gesture to say things are getting better, we have a plan, here is your reward for being partially locked down, oh and we'll open some garden centres as well...but they are already open too. Lockdown is breaking down day by day without government policy. In Europe they are now easing restrictions because of a competent, quick lockdown and mass testing to begin with. We are a mess basically.


I don’t know any garden centres that are open? Also, people in the area I live in and on my street have complied 100%, many haven’t even left the house bar a walk around the park (which is in front of our houses). The UK has a fair few idiot Chavs who will never comply we all know that. We need to get the economy going or we will end up fucked like Italy. :banghead:



I don't remember these competent lockdowns either...just nursing homes residents abandoned to fend for themselves amongst the dead and horific hospital scenes with patients dying in corridors..