Swansea City's Top Lad Speaks Out:

Jack McDonald:



Swansea maybe in the second tier. But our firm is top tier

Neath Volunteer Force

Chapter 1:

Young lads we are, from the town of Neath, in the south of wales. Us lads were brought up singing f**k the pope and the Ira. We’re working class you see, never had much money. All we ever had was Swansea City. There is 15 of us in our firm, firstly there is me. I’m the ‘top boy’ in a sense. I organise the meets, the transport and map out our routes throughout the different cities.


Then there’s Dicko. He’s the ladies man, always pulls on an awayday, English birds love welsh lads of course (especially Millwall). Dacky is shy, but believe me he’s knocked out more people than Jordan Belfort has wanked.

Jimbo is the cocky c**t. Will take anyone on, but the reality is he will get slapped up. He takes a punch well though, he is often known as the distraction. King Billy is the rich boy, born in Cardiff but supports Swansea. Minted family, we rely on him to get the rounds and pyros in as he is of age. No gear nobby, as you guest it notoriously wears shit gear. You’ll always catch him in Slazenger or Tesco specials and he doesn’t give a shit.


Polish background and he is nails. Mickey has a fit missus who everyone in South Wales has wanked over on facebook. Other than that he is a bit of prick. Rhys is tightest c**t, never bought anyone a pint on an away day, Jon and Beni are literally the same. Dopey cunts who will get in any scrap, 100 on one whatever, they single handily ran West Brom’s pathetic outfit. Maggie is the Tory of the firm, named after Mrs Thatcher. He is not rich, but owns his own business.


Marko is the dad elder of the firm. 27 he is. Good lad, loyal as anything to Ulster. St George, you guessed it is English. Moved to Neath aged 8. Doesn’t fit in but he’s the biggest Hardman to come out of England since Jimmy Saville. Northy is from Rhyl, loves his whiskey does northy. Finally there’s Wagger, that’s because his only dream in life is to shag as many women as possible. But he’s terrible with the ladies unlike me of course.


Next I will tell you how we went from young working class lads in Neath to Britain’s finest.

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Fingers crossed the schools will be back open soon Annis

Here they are

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Fingers crossed the schools will be back open soon Annis

Oh dear me. Nonce firm more like

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Fingers crossed the schools will be back open soon Annis

Here they are

Andrew, they need it to start now

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I thought it was a joke along the lines of the office & spinal tap. Hopefully the series continues as it's quite funny.

I thought it was a joke along the lines of the office & spinal tap. Hopefully the series continues as it's quite funny.

He is genuine

Shocking stuff !!!Cities around the country will be reeling with horror at the thought of them descending on football grounds.It is the stuff nightmares are made of !!!!

Shocking stuff !!!Cities around the country will be reeling with horror at the thought of them descending on football grounds.It is the stuff nightmares are made of !!!!

They must be quaking in their baby seats looking at them.

Hope they've a better sense of direction than Tank and the boys.

Shocking stuff !!!Cities around the country will be reeling with horror at the thought of them descending on football grounds.It is the stuff nightmares are made of !!!!

Hope they've a better sense of direction than Tank and the boys.

Notts County was the best they did and they never turned out for the Jacks as they are a pure family club.

This should be a sticky in the comedy gold section

IMPORTANT!!!!

Before reading the opening post, open this link in a new tab and set to "repeat" until you're finished reading:


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zYy_aJ6Zdvg

This should be a sticky in the comedy gold section

I agree. Maybe in the ‘positive news’ thread. It’s heartening to know that these lads are about.

Interesting they call the Cardiif Born lad KING Billy. They would call him posh, every person from Cardiff is posh to these gypos.
Shit firm.

What a pathetic entourage of skip dwellers.

What a bunch of tossers
they have to try and big them selfs up to get attention
as no other firm in the country as heard of these school stomping hero's

Interesting they call the Cardiif Born lad KING Billy. They would call him posh, every person from Cardiff is posh to these gypos.
Shit firm.

At least he explains where the average Swansea away travel of 15 comes from

Dicko, Nobby and Jumbo

Dicko, Nobby and Jumbo

In Neath they’re known as the phallic Fifteen..

On the brightside Christian a the world over will be delighted that these exemplary young men have pledged an allegiance to God. Maybe not perhaps they meant Allah. They really should be more specific. Still thank you chaps you've brightened my lockdown considerably.i believe that one of your many hates in this case the IRA had a slogan our day will come. I have a funny feeling that yours is coming to. Barnsley maybe anywhere really. Bar Fulham. But you've played them away haven't you and didn't you take so many in mid week (by your pathetic standards) shame you were cheated

And they wonder why everyone calls them the Gypos?

With one hand raised he sings “ 6 Lads we’ve only got six lads”

First we have Tank and his motley crew of cut throats.
Then we have swansea's main lad Walter Mitty (no bullshit in there butt)book.
Now we have Uk's number 1 firm Neath Volunteer Force (better known around the country as a Bunch of Clowns) with notorious King Billy(i say, what what) in their firm
Neath blues must be shitting themselves lol
You couldn't make this shit up, it just gets better and better

Reading this again today sober, it's comedy gold, definate wind up